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(512): View more from Texas

I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.

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(404): View more from Georgia

She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts

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(925): View more from California

if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS

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(510): View more from California

according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"

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(626): View more from California

All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.

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(404): View more from Georgia

you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship

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(605): View more from South Dakota

You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.

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