You can stay out of the white shirts office and
not deal with all the sticky mess from the pads if you find and old monitor that still has the paddels and they can't interogatr.
I don't think it is impossible to do. Besides, he said he was thinking about it. I would try it but all that shit is saved in the archives in the monitor. I don't want to be called into a white shirts office asking why I shocked something when it was asystolic. I'm assuming, of course, a burrito would show asystole, seeing as there is no electrical activity in a burrito, or is there? Anywho, I don't think the pads would fit either, unless it was a super burrito. It might blow it up?
This explains why the doctor just laughed when blood shot out of my finger that last time I was at Riverside Community Hospital. She liked the distance I got.
Do you always lie to your friends about the bullshit you claim to do at work.? You're an insult to the profession. Smoke another joint retard because it's impossible to do
this is not funny. as an emergency responder, i find it totally unacceptable to perform our duties while under any influence. you endanger everyone you work with and make a mockery of our profession.
i practically live at my firehouse. performing duties high goes above and beyond any kind of screwing around... it goes from funny to wrong. endangering your brothers is not acceptable.
The machine won't work like that has a heart rate monitor that detects a shockable rhythm to keep pot heads from zapping themselves by accident. Sorry Macgyver smoker try again.
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