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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.

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You're all idiots. Whoever sent this is probably underage and their partner just turned however old it is for them to not legally be allowed to be together.

Submitted by GirlFromLastNite on Mar 29, 10 at 10:54pm

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The law was ment to be broken

Submitted by donthate918 on Mar 29, 10 at 11:14pm

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- let's talk when some grandpa will fuck your 15 years old daughter
  
  Submitted by Coyote87 on Mar 30, 10 at 5:10am
  
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  - you win; sir or madam.
    
    Submitted by Panthermarksman on Jan 11, 11 at 8:03pm
    
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No it's a younger person texting a person that just turned 18.comeon

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 2:26am

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In Texas if a person is three years older than the minor they're having a relationship with, it's illegal.

Submitted by Alison12102 on Mar 29, 10 at 11:00pm

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Wow...it's astounding how many of you are having such a difficult time understanding this.

Submitted by SpartanSweetie on Mar 30, 10 at 12:22am

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What's with the Jew comments?

Submitted by wildechild81 on Mar 29, 10 at 10:32pm

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Giggity giggity

Submitted by Indestructible on Mar 30, 10 at 11:34am

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haha oh wow, no "DUMBASS". they turned legal, the senders still underage. really? come on. piece a cake.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 10:32pm

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What is she? 12? You just can't have sex.

Submitted by 2144571774 on Mar 30, 10 at 1:04pm

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< 3

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 10:16pm

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You are all idiots. Except 10:32. He obviously got it. Jesus fuck.

Submitted by butchymcfabulous on Mar 30, 10 at 12:03am

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Hey maskedman or whatever shut the fuck up Paris Hilton is way better than your ugly ass. Clearly you have no life, so just go home, shut the door, and never come back out. That will probably increase your chances of getting laid for the first time ever, cause then girls won't have to see how ugly you are.

Submitted by iLOVEParisHilton on Mar 31, 10 at 12:14am

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The stupidity on here amazes me..

Submitted by JJags on Mar 30, 10 at 1:10am

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OMG this is to funny.... sooo many people are idiotic in reading this, lol and then they come to argue like they know something.. lmao. I agree, its hysterical that some of dont understand this.

Submitted by Mrs_Green on Mar 30, 10 at 11:40am

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Been there. Didn't care what my mom said about him.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 11:38pm

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statutory! lmao

Submitted by aredeebee on Mar 29, 10 at 10:22pm

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So is this like a 16-year-old sending this? What are they doing on this horrible website?

Submitted by Anonoman on Mar 29, 10 at 10:30pm

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How fun...

Submitted by codii on Mar 29, 10 at 11:49pm

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Paris Hilton is my life!!! Get over it!!

Submitted by iLOVEParisHilton on Mar 31, 10 at 5:52pm

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Haha you guys are dumb fucks

Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 30, 10 at 2:44am

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Lols

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 8:28pm

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but those are the bestttt.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 10:15pm

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Some fucking people are waaaaaaaaaay to into Paris Hilton... Kinda weird just sayin

Submitted by rchai12 on Mar 31, 10 at 2:32pm

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No dumbfuck. This is like a 23 year old sending this to an 18 year old so he doesn't feel like a pedaphile anymore. God you're slow

Submitted by golightly on Mar 29, 10 at 11:45pm

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- If the word in the text was "legal", that would make sense. But the girl turning 18 would make it legal, not illegal.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Mar 29, 10 at 11:51pm
  
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- LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  Submitted by Mrs_Green on Mar 30, 10 at 11:39am
  
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This is the perfect breakup excuse, because "I have herpes" just isn't working anymore. \nJust ask Paris Hilton.

Submitted by maskedman on Mar 30, 10 at 5:06am

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1054 has it right. All you stupid fucks get out of herew

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 12:04am

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uhhhh. how would it be illegal before he (or she) turned 18. youre dumb.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 10:21pm

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- lol apparently your the dumb one. if you were 17, hypothetically, dating a 20 year old, and they turned 21, before you turned 18... thats illegal in some states. dumb ass..
  
  Submitted by Mrs_Green on Mar 30, 10 at 11:38am
  
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Hey I just realized that I'll be able to say that next November xD

Submitted by EpikChick on Mar 30, 10 at 8:27am

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  =

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 10:17pm

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10:30, I've been reading this site since I was thirteen, its not bad

Submitted by Kryle on Mar 30, 10 at 12:58am

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That doesn't seem like a good night...

Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Mar 30, 10 at 1:28am

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Jews suck cock

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 10:58am

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Exactly...same here.

Submitted by jztrumpet5 on Apr 16, 10 at 1:20pm

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All of u are morons it's an older person texting the just turned 18 person duh

Submitted by melliej19 on Mar 30, 10 at 8:28am

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Eh, this is an odd one

Submitted by Serec on Mar 29, 10 at 11:14pm

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It was illegal before he turned 18

Submitted by Me10603 on Mar 29, 10 at 10:07pm

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Dont u mean LEGAL... DUMBASS

Submitted by bigmike1016 on Mar 29, 10 at 10:25pm

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I <3 Jews

Submitted by lemonjuice on Mar 30, 10 at 4:09am

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Yeahhh... This one us obvious x19. And shut the fuck up with Jew comments. Not funny

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 3:03am

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Submitted by GirlFromLastNite on Mar 29, 10 at 10:54pm

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Submitted by Panthermarksman on Jan 11, 11 at 8:03pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 2:26am

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Submitted by SpartanSweetie on Mar 30, 10 at 12:22am

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Submitted by Indestructible on Mar 30, 10 at 11:34am

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Submitted by butchymcfabulous on Mar 30, 10 at 12:03am

Submitted by iLOVEParisHilton on Mar 31, 10 at 12:14am

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Submitted by Mrs_Green on Mar 30, 10 at 11:40am

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 11:38pm

Submitted by aredeebee on Mar 29, 10 at 10:22pm

Submitted by Anonoman on Mar 29, 10 at 10:30pm

Submitted by codii on Mar 29, 10 at 11:49pm

Submitted by iLOVEParisHilton on Mar 31, 10 at 5:52pm

Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 30, 10 at 2:44am

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Submitted by rchai12 on Mar 31, 10 at 2:32pm

Submitted by golightly on Mar 29, 10 at 11:45pm

Submitted by Herschel on Mar 29, 10 at 11:51pm

Submitted by Mrs_Green on Mar 30, 10 at 11:39am

Submitted by maskedman on Mar 30, 10 at 5:06am

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 12:04am

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 10:21pm

Submitted by Mrs_Green on Mar 30, 10 at 11:38am

Submitted by EpikChick on Mar 30, 10 at 8:27am

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 10:17pm

Submitted by Kryle on Mar 30, 10 at 12:58am

Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Mar 30, 10 at 1:28am

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 10:58am

Submitted by jztrumpet5 on Apr 16, 10 at 1:20pm

Submitted by melliej19 on Mar 30, 10 at 8:28am

Submitted by Serec on Mar 29, 10 at 11:14pm

Submitted by Me10603 on Mar 29, 10 at 10:07pm

Submitted by bigmike1016 on Mar 29, 10 at 10:25pm

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