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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?

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I gave it to your brother to give to you.

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Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:29pm

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Woooooah. Way sick burn. Amazing.

Submitted by quigbycash on Feb 25, 10 at 1:30pm

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hi dear

Submitted by vishwajeet on Apr 5, 10 at 3:23pm

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OWNED!

Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 8, 10 at 11:36am

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That's my kind of girl. Immoral and proud of it!

Submitted by madpanda on Feb 25, 10 at 12:55pm

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Burnnn, you just got faced fucker

Submitted by Calize on Feb 25, 10 at 12:25pm

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Awesome come back!!!

Submitted by mattyaw on Feb 25, 10 at 1:10pm

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Hahahahahaha clever!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:43pm

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Niceeee

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:32am

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got em.

Submitted by m3lv on Feb 25, 10 at 9:13pm

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Ouch

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:23pm

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Haha love this one

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:18pm

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GOLDEN!

Submitted by raen on Feb 25, 10 at 1:43pm

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I have one at my house for him.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:58pm

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- just let me know when to come get it : )
  
  Submitted by sexyitalian88 on Jul 21, 13 at 10:41am
  
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WINNnNNNNnNNNNNNNNnNnNN

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:55am

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Almost to clever hahahaha

Submitted by _________brooke on Mar 1, 10 at 10:53pm

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Nice! Hahaha

Submitted by knomye on Feb 25, 10 at 2:55pm

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Fucking champ.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:07pm

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You done got served

Submitted by elpintogrande on Feb 25, 10 at 12:41pm

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:53pm

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My favorite I love you

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 9:37am

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This is my fav out of all the months I've had TFLN

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 4:46pm

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Oh Snap!!! Girls rule.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:35am

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would you u like some ice for that burn

Submitted by Tebisgod on Feb 11, 11 at 3:32am

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Haha nice

Submitted by i_party_naked on Jul 18, 10 at 3:16pm

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Welcome to Orange County, you have a future as a house wife, South county girl.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:07pm

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That was hilarious\nhahahaha

Submitted by recyclops on Feb 25, 10 at 9:14pm

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Did u blow the brother or no? Funny either way. But punchline can be a little more... Specific. And yes. I'm stoned out of my fce right now.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:40am

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Score!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:32pm

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Great comeback! Hahahahaha

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:40pm

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The funny part is she isn't joking. :D

Submitted by frogger0212 on Sep 3, 11 at 2:38am

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Ftwwwww

Submitted by rac616 on May 31, 10 at 1:34am

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very nice, you my friend are a winner

Submitted by beaver on Feb 25, 10 at 4:50pm

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Fried

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:37pm

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Damn

Submitted by SmokyMcPot on Feb 25, 10 at 12:25pm

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Well played. :D

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:40am

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Hahahahaha LEGIT!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:09pm

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Haha ohh man I'm so proud to be in your area code, 949. Yeaahh OC

Submitted by ayybeee on Feb 26, 10 at 10:50am

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Win!

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Feb 25, 10 at 4:16pm

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Christ. What an awful way to break up.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:41pm

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Eww

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:25pm

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Owned

Submitted by ajr901 on Feb 26, 10 at 7:38am

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Ouch

Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 1, 13 at 1:08am

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Ha lol best in a while 

Submitted by krazyboyjustin on Feb 26, 10 at 5:30pm

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BLAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:22am

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Not fake, hilarious. So suck your own dick 1245.

Submitted by abeanland on Feb 25, 10 at 8:40pm

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i applaud her

Submitted by Jeremiah7272 on Oct 2, 10 at 10:04pm

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12:45 I'm going to say we don't give a fuck and never asked for your opinion, so shhh.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:24pm

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Bahahahahahahaha! Denied!

Submitted by crazycountry27 on Mar 8, 10 at 2:26am

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OWNED

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:38pm

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3:40 = liar

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 12:02am

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High-larious!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:52pm

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Hahahahaa good comebackk ;)

Submitted by Blesoncye25 on Jul 7, 10 at 1:50am

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Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Best tfln in a while!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:16pm

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Well i guess ur not getting ur blowjob cause ur brother stopped by my house on the way home and gave it to me!!!

Submitted by KELLIS on Feb 25, 10 at 11:10pm

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im going to say this is fake

Submitted by blinkairwaves182 on Feb 25, 10 at 12:45pm

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