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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick

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This guy has the BEST sence of humor

Submitted by vagpartrl on Mar 3, 10 at 7:36am

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- You have no sense of spelling.
  
  Submitted by escodiesel on Mar 3, 10 at 10:50am
  
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  - agreed.
    
    Submitted by heyjm on Mar 3, 10 at 2:41pm
    
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Way to repeat tfln from months ago. Get some new material.

Submitted by mikoDigital on Mar 3, 10 at 8:24am

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- Agreed.
  
  Submitted by Leinenkugel_FTW on Mar 3, 10 at 7:47pm
  
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- way to know that was 5 months old, get a life
  
  Submitted by Zyklon_b on Sep 29, 10 at 3:58pm
  
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Read this on the bus started sting laughing and everyone just stared at me haha some funny shit

Submitted by bayside3219 on Mar 3, 10 at 12:51pm

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Simpsons did it

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:50am

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That guy is my hero

Submitted by Beaglehead on Mar 3, 10 at 7:43am

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Shit I lol'd

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:18am

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I loled so hard

Submitted by wrinklycat on Mar 4, 10 at 9:29pm

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so awesome!!! best one since Mortal Kombat

Submitted by Oreilly on Mar 3, 10 at 8:42am

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Mushroom slap!

Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 5, 10 at 1:31am

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Finally something funny on this dying site.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 10:26am

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Hahahahahaha that funny Stuff

Submitted by MrBean on Mar 3, 10 at 8:13am

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To bad that's been used before find some new jokes

Submitted by johnson34 on Mar 3, 10 at 8:02am

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You just got Hate Fucked in your face

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:29am

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Sooo funny!

Submitted by cmac22 on Mar 4, 10 at 12:07am

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It scares me that people actually do this. Still funny. Woooo that was great.

Submitted by redhead11 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:58pm

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The kraaken line has been used in tfln before but it's still pretty friggin' funny.

Submitted by heilschwein on Mar 9, 10 at 12:58am

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Ship.

Submitted by DICK on Mar 3, 10 at 8:34pm

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Hahaha I just about shit my pants ! It reminds me of Juno

Submitted by kitkass on Mar 4, 10 at 12:00am

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Funny shit fuck all ya

Submitted by flacomarvin on May 1, 10 at 3:07am

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Haha I'm sitting in class and just burst out laughing.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 1:44pm

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Like a lot it's like the chopper

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 12:53pm

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HahahahahahahahHhahHhHag

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 12:20pm

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Oh my god I just sat and laughed at this fir 3 minutes straight, I WILL be using this one

Submitted by Dyronl on Mar 6, 10 at 9:12pm

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Fake

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:54am

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I actually laughed out loud at this one

Submitted by Pimp_Nasty on Mar 4, 10 at 1:09am

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Epic win

Submitted by shortstack669 on Mar 4, 10 at 12:03am

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Clash of the Titans ~

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:47pm

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Mushroom stamp!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:24am

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Fake or old but still funny.

Submitted by wolf on Mar 3, 10 at 8:43am

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in the face? because if so, 1-zip

Submitted by heyjm on Mar 3, 10 at 2:43pm

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HahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was some funny shit and who cares if it's old or fake it's still really funny

Submitted by evan9613 on Mar 3, 10 at 9:44pm

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Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I think I pee'd a little

Submitted by pstrong9 on Mar 3, 10 at 10:59am

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Lmfao

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 1:55am

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Haha South Park did it too.

Submitted by AllensArmy on Mar 4, 10 at 12:39am

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Bahahahaha XD I don't normally laugh at things on here but this is friggin hilarious XD

Submitted by JockeyGirl on Mar 28, 10 at 2:35am

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by AfroDan on Mar 3, 10 at 9:41pm

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Hahahah that's a fucking super WIN!

Submitted by drought714 on Mar 4, 10 at 1:04am

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2010 and illiteracy is still ok

Submitted by ragzisbak on Jun 2, 10 at 11:16am

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So did I, very nice

Submitted by shitcan on Mar 4, 10 at 3:39am

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Lol !!!

Submitted by terrybear33 on Mar 9, 10 at 9:31pm

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4chan!

Submitted by Azaria on Jan 18, 12 at 1:41pm

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Laugh out loud

Submitted by credawg86 on Feb 11, 11 at 1:38am

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Wow! That is some funny shit! And for all the people who apparently "have seen it before" and are complaining like bitches, need to stfu and get a life! Stop checking the site every two days looking for posts you've seen before!

Submitted by JJ_the_BAMF on Mar 3, 10 at 9:53pm

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This is the same as on of the other ones

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 5:07pm

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Hahahahahahaha

Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 3, 10 at 3:01pm

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Hahahhahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahah

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 11:44pm

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You poor thing!

Submitted by yayalala on Oct 6, 10 at 12:26am

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Mushroom slap*

Submitted by burch92 on Mar 3, 10 at 7:37am

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I saw this tfln before and it was funny then.... Make up your own shit next rime

Submitted by dhjdf on Mar 3, 10 at 9:10am

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Yawn... saw it before. Mods were so high they approved the se text from 2 weeks ago!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 10:27am

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Someone posted this same text a week ago.

Submitted by Jedeco on Mar 3, 10 at 8:42am

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Rofl. Did it sting?

Submitted by jimmyjoshman on Mar 4, 10 at 2:48am

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BEST TFLN EVER

Submitted by xjsman89 on Mar 25, 10 at 4:03am

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Hahahahahahahaha that's hilarious.

Submitted by cd81 on Mar 9, 10 at 11:50pm

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I want his number....

Submitted by plc123 on May 24, 10 at 8:33pm

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I wish I did that !!

Submitted by eatTHEzombie on Mar 4, 10 at 8:53pm

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I laughed out loud when I was alone. Awesome

Submitted by shredskin on Mar 4, 10 at 8:00pm

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LOL no fucking way that's awesome, def lol'd

Submitted by pewpew on Mar 5, 10 at 1:26am

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Hahaha funny shit!

Submitted by ellison on Apr 26, 10 at 12:42am

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hahahahaha

Submitted by calidream21 on Mar 3, 10 at 1:56pm

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Lmao!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:15pm

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Hahaha fuck yes that's hilarious

Submitted by Tmaster on Oct 3, 11 at 5:13pm

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This guy is a CHAMP

Submitted by masterteabagger on Apr 18, 10 at 2:20am

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My bf did this too!!!! WTF!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:17pm

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- ahahahhaahha!
  
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