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  • I've got to stop sleeping with tall girls. They always turn into stage 5 hags.

    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 17, 10 at 12:07pm
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  • short guys often do get that napoleon-complex (yeah, i know, napoleon wasnt really short. its a phrase, deal with it). theyre always trying to be badass, leader, hump everything that moves or be the center of attention. kinda like a chihuahua.

    Submitted by Leto on May 17, 10 at 4:11pm
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  • I'm sleeping with a short guy. Best sex ever.

    Submitted by nannyny on May 17, 10 at 12:10pm
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  • The dummy that thinks this is a Jersey Shore reference should be shot...yes one of the toolbelts on the show made reference to a stage 5 clinger. However it's hilarious origins are from The Wedding Crashers you dunce!

    Submitted by meggeroni on May 17, 10 at 1:57pm
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  • Holy shit if that isn't the truth...

    Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on May 17, 10 at 12:07pm
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  • Hoffyyy -- yes. They can. Reference Vince Vaughn in the Wedding Crashers.

    Submitted by anomymouse on May 18, 10 at 1:56am
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  • It was my first Asian!

    Submitted by thePENISmightier on May 17, 10 at 12:49pm
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  • I think it is just how easy you are.

    Submitted by Po1sonator on May 17, 10 at 12:44pm
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  • Huh, that's very interesting Leto, like seriously! I mean it!

    Submitted by cat_man on May 17, 10 at 5:51pm
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  • Amen.

    Submitted by CarrieBradshaw on May 17, 10 at 4:56pm
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  • "You better lock it up."

    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on May 17, 10 at 12:08pm
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  • A stage 5 clinger is toilet paper stuck to your ass.

    Submitted by WRXRated on May 17, 10 at 4:50pm
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  • Bitch

    Submitted by SkinnerOne on May 18, 10 at 9:51am
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  • Could it be that you're stage 5 right and he is just stage 5 smart?

    Submitted by thinkgreen420 on May 17, 10 at 12:45pm
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  • My friend's dating a short guy and she calls him stage 5 too.

    Submitted by Rasetsu on May 17, 10 at 6:40pm
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  • I have the same problem with fat bitches! But you don't have to sleep with them or even show them any attention. Bitches be crazy.

    Submitted by bla13r on May 18, 10 at 7:35am
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  • OP--they can't be stage 5 if you slept with them, dipshit

    Submitted by hoffyyy on May 17, 10 at 1:04pm
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  • I'm tall

    Submitted by Phys on May 17, 10 at 12:03pm
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    • Btw, when you say short guys how do you mean that?

      Submitted by Phys on May 17, 10 at 12:09pm
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  • All guys are short when you're 6'1".... sigh :(

    Submitted by ahyeah on Mar 30, 12 at 12:19am
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