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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop

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Sparkeling lube, gritty but pretty!

Submitted by KELLIS on Mar 1, 10 at 1:05am

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Love vibrators

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:18pm

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Queefy???

Submitted by pl85 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:17am

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stfu

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:29am

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Cheap vajazzling.

Submitted by susanslaughterx on Mar 1, 10 at 2:24am

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7:03. I love you.

Submitted by sarah4 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:19pm

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8===============D~~~~~~ D:

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:24pm

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Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts

Submitted by pstrong9 on Feb 28, 10 at 7:03pm

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Yea 10 14 your a sick fuck. Lol. Seriously. Who says that crazy ass shit. Omg.

Submitted by cortney08 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:07am

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Third

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:13pm

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Ninth

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:22pm

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First to not be an idiot. OP is right - whatever they're doing that involves glitter in any way really needs to stop.

Submitted by Herschel on Feb 28, 10 at 6:24pm

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Seventh

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:22pm

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Omg I found glitter on my

Submitted by xenophobe117 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:25pm

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Tenth

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:22pm

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Glitter is the herpies of art supplies

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 6:57am

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Glitter makes everything more fun

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:26pm

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This is fuckin awesome

Submitted by hank169 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:56am

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Make a festive holiday queef.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:49pm

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Glitter is the pixi dust calling card of a stripper

Submitted by 69_Charger on Feb 28, 10 at 11:00pm

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bedazzle that shit.

Submitted by usaalldayyy on Feb 28, 10 at 7:00pm

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Glitter in my vag seems highly uncomfortable and difficult to remove... Pretty thoughhhhh haha (:

Submitted by Admire on Feb 28, 10 at 8:26pm

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:03pm

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Getting tired of glitter and vibrator texts Yoooo

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:43pm

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@10:14 ur disgusting..grow up!!!

Submitted by Allure on Feb 28, 10 at 10:29pm

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Were college kids up to no good!! Glitter, sex.. Blah Blah blah big deal

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:08am

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Fifth

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:22pm

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Wow I want in on that!!

Submitted by gloworm on Feb 28, 10 at 8:36pm

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Eighth

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:22pm

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Fourth

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:19pm

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Im so fucking fabulous that I queef glitter.

Submitted by YoureAPussy on Mar 1, 10 at 7:58am

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Sixth

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:22pm

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Second

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 6:10pm

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9:49---- Hell yes! Quuueeeeeffffff smells like salmon. Only better if it were bleeding with a yeast infection. I love sucking on big smelly black girl P-Lips.... With yeast, blood and boo boo and hair

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:14pm

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Clearly, someone's fucking a pixie with your BOB.

Submitted by madpanda on Feb 28, 10 at 11:07pm

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Fifth

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Submitted by susanslaughterx on Mar 1, 10 at 2:24am

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Submitted by 69_Charger on Feb 28, 10 at 11:00pm

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