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  • Some guys will stick their dicks in any hole.

    Submitted by PIMP on Mar 9, 10 at 7:38pm
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  • Why does this happen to me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 10:54pm
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  • Some of this text doesn't make sense but, I wish I had your life translates to I wish I looked like you. If a girl is hot and I am guarenteed sex then I think most guys would do this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 12:12am
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  • Me toooo. You win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 6:03pm
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  • must be hot

    Submitted by carlp on Mar 10, 10 at 12:11am
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  • How many times do we have to go through this? If girl is not hideous looking it is easy for her to get laid. \n\nIf the guy took his first glance at her and thought,"I want to stick my penis in that",this chick could've vomited on his mother, and he would have still fucked her.

    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 10, 10 at 3:51am
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  • WIN!

    Submitted by heyoh on Mar 9, 10 at 6:18pm
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  • No shit she got laid guys don't care

    Submitted by m15f1t on Mar 10, 10 at 3:28am
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  • 50 bucks she has big tits

    Submitted by lickmyclit09 on Mar 9, 10 at 9:29pm
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  • Obviously she said the things about the lights and hearing because she was wasted.and it didn't make sense.there's nothin explain she was just wasted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 8:34pm
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  • 8:26 - the OP forgot to say "she" was THAT WASTED. Apparently you are not one of the posters who are sick of that statement since you seem to need it for clarification.

    Submitted by kcs99 on Mar 10, 10 at 12:28am
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  • ha I feel like this would happen to me..

    Submitted by lascivious on Mar 9, 10 at 6:26pm
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  • Oh how I love chi-town suburbanites!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 5:36pm
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  • It she wasn't so drunk she could use my tounge to wipe when she was finished... But I wouldn't want to take advantage.

    Submitted by jbubbya on Mar 9, 10 at 8:50pm
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  • http://girlonthetoilet.tumblr.com/

    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 9, 10 at 7:02pm
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  • LMFAOOOO!

    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Mar 9, 10 at 11:20pm
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  • Good times

    Submitted by jtplr on Mar 9, 10 at 10:07pm
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  • I am confused about why having the lights off would prevent someone from hearing you pee. I have re read about 5 time. Someone please explain.

    Submitted by Britbrat20 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:26pm
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  • Haha made my day better

    Submitted by $$$ on Mar 9, 10 at 8:22pm
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  • I would have thrust my cock into her mouth while she was pissing and stuck it in her ass wen she finished sucking it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 6:54am
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  • This tfln is retarded. DERP

    Submitted by nonparfumee on Mar 24, 10 at 9:23am
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  • Happens

    Submitted by Ninijoe41 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:00pm
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  • That's happened to me real awkward til the sex then it's forgivable

    Submitted by skip2mylou_E on Mar 9, 10 at 6:30pm
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  • I went to a show once the day after my birthday and was flirting with this guy the whole time, then I puked from smoking so many birthday blunts, dragged him with me to hold my hair back, and he still kissed me that night. He's now my boyfriend.

    Submitted by SammiixSue on Sep 17, 10 at 6:45am
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