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  • this should say "i could literally track my booty calls by my parking tickets if i ever got knocked up."

    Submitted by sexting on Apr 24, 10 at 4:12pm
  • Wait. You get knocked up by parking tickets?

    Submitted by DivSt on Apr 24, 10 at 9:50pm
  • If i ever got knocked up, i could literally track my booty calls by my parking tickets

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 6:24pm
  • this is stupid. who is moderating this crap?

    Submitted by jaybram24 on Apr 25, 10 at 2:22am
  • It should say, "I could literally track my booty calls, if I ever got knocked up, by my parking tickets." ori thiiiink that's what she meant!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 6:55pm
  • So you get horny and stupid?

    Submitted by SaraJean on Apr 24, 10 at 4:06pm
  • F your life TFLN. Stop putting up retarded texts from retarded people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 6:27pm
  • It's not that hard, she gets parking tickets everytime she goes to someones house to smash, so she knows the date of every time she's had sex and the location from the ticket...

    Submitted by 88cabro on Apr 24, 10 at 4:20pm
  • You can't get knocked up by parking tickets!

    Submitted by jaywalkersc on Apr 24, 10 at 4:50pm
  • i don't get it

    Submitted by This_Nigga on Apr 24, 10 at 4:04pm
  • Ohhh I get it now!!! She always get a parking ticket when she goes to someone house to hook up. So if she ever gets pregnant, she could know the date it was from the tickets. Ohhhhh

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 24, 10 at 10:10pm
    • i envy you for figuring that out, 'cause i was very lost. haha.

      Submitted by mandoe182 on Apr 27, 10 at 12:56am
  • I don't get this at all

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 24, 10 at 4:06pm
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