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  He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him

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• He turned 60% of his pants into shorts the other night while stoned. So...your call

  Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 12:17pm

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• New magic tfln word is jorts.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 10 at 11:55am

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  • I wore jorts while going to pick up my plan b. That high...

    Submitted by meattastic on Jul 9, 10 at 3:41pm

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    • New low or Best. Night. Ever?

      Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jul 12, 10 at 2:24pm

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• Run away while you still can.

  Submitted by Samia on Jul 9, 10 at 11:27am

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• Marry him, you just can't beat some redneck loving.

  Submitted by ThatgirlLauren on Jul 9, 10 at 10:09pm

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• Embrace it and push for the growth of a mullet

  Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 9, 10 at 12:50pm

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• or maybe you stumbled into the Delorean

  Submitted by laf24 on Jul 9, 10 at 11:27am

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• Leave. Now. Otherwise your future includes a mullet

  Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 9, 10 at 12:27pm

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  • and a silver bullet trailer

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 9, 10 at 8:09pm

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• I'd say run...and scream while you do it, just to get the point across

  Submitted by emoasfcuk on Jul 9, 10 at 4:23pm

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• Gotta love Florida Gator fans!

  Submitted by C_Lo420 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:22pm

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• Runnnnn !! First date? it will only get worse!! I got a lil redneck in me but honestly jorts are not okay

  Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 9, 10 at 1:22pm

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• Shpants.

  Submitted by tobeabother on Jul 11, 10 at 4:42am

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• you are an embarassment to my area code.

  Submitted by salol on Jul 10, 10 at 3:23am

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• What are jorts?

  Submitted by llc0929 on Jul 9, 10 at 6:38pm

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  • look it up... the internet is used for more than tfln and porn.

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 9, 10 at 8:10pm

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• Every1 needs 2 embrace their White Trash side every once in a while! (but use protection-we dont want THAT getting reproduced)

  Submitted by CrissyGirl79 on Aug 15, 11 at 8:15pm

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• Get the fuck out of Maryland you trash living cunt

  Submitted by E82Stud on Jul 14, 10 at 2:26am

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