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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit

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Worst blumpkin ever

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:43pm

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Who takes a shit at best buy? I don't even know where the restrooms are at the one by me.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:54pm

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Funniest text in a long time

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:48pm

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What is it about best buy that attracts the strange little boys? Just the other night there was the kid with the lollipop…

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:16pm

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Only in Atlanta

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:11am

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Mierda

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:10pm

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Ummm, ewwww!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:10pm

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That little boy was probably a bigger your shut was probably darker than it flush that nigga down a toilet

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:15pm

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I Laughed the fuck out loud when I read this

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:42pm

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That's nothing. At Wal*Mart, a little boy turned the lights out while I was taking a shit. I got so pissed that I ran out of there and chased after him. One problem. My pants were still around my ankles! That's why I'm now typing this from prison!

Submitted by Puck on Jan 29, 10 at 1:52am

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Show the little bastard how its done

Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:35pm

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FML maybe?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:23pm

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Ahh the lollipop boy!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:38pm

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Haha how did this get to be about black people?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:01pm

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Holy shit! The exact same thing happened to me at best buy about 6 months ago. It was freaky. That's a huge coincidence.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:27pm

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hahahahahahaha

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:50pm

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Fucking parents need to control their fucking kids.\nIf your kids aren't cowering in the corner when you get home from work you're a bad parent.

Submitted by Ciel on Jan 28, 10 at 3:18pm

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That happened to me a little while ago. Except I kicked the kid in the face because he scared me when he came in.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:21am

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This one cracks me up every time

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:25pm

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Omg! He was crawling around on the floor?!? How nasty!!! Were you in mid "errrr"? Aka mid turd push?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:29pm

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Ewwww u liked it???

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:00pm

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Submitted by popopopop on Jan 28, 10 at 6:54am

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Pervert

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:38pm

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D Kriz FTW

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:05pm

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Hahaha well that's super awkward...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:51pm

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Haha ridiculous

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:15pm

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is best buy the mods now

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:11pm

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:02am

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That is fuckin great

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:59pm

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Watch your mouth 9:11

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:14pm

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Bahahahahahah

Submitted by fogboundalex on Oct 25, 10 at 4:03pm

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Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:18pm

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Yummy!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:00pm

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Same thing happened to me but not @ best buy. What is with kids crawling around public bathro floors? Guess the stalls were full

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:52am

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11:48 Same here bro

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:05am

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In Soviet Russia shits crawl into little boys

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:41pm

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I like fingering myself

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:45pm

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Did you take a shit on him when he came in ?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:26am

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did you fuck it?

Submitted by briguy92 on Jan 27, 10 at 10:51pm

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1st

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:08pm

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Shut up u racist bitches

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:35pm

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Dirty fuking niiiggggerrrsss

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:50pm

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Hahahhahahahah so many racist people on here I love it!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:52pm

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This reaches a whole new level of customer service ... They have something for all sorts of customers even the pedofiles

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:21am

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Douglasville best buy on Douglas blvd??

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:42am

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- That's what I'm wondering. D:
  
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Did he ask for your autograph?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:13pm

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Racists suckk- learn something. I'm sick of you idiots misrepresenting my race.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:58am

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COCK SLAP THAT MOTHA FUCKA!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:54am

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And you text that?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:09pm

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Not only is this the funniest fucking text I've ever read, these comments are making me laugh so fucking hard I LOVE U GUYS "did you fuck it" hahahhaha

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:49pm

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PWNED!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:16pm

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If this is about the Best Buy in Douglasville...then I now know what public restroom NOT to go to if it were an emergency.

Submitted by chromezombie on Apr 14, 10 at 12:55am

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PORCH MONKEY IN THE BATHROOM!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:38pm

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