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  she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"

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• Rule 649: Marry the one willing to swallow. Always.

  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 13, 10 at 9:28am

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• oh yeah. totally stealing that line : )

  Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 13, 10 at 10:15am

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• she wants to have your babies, down her throat

  Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 13, 10 at 10:13am

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• "yes ma'am"...*zzzzip*

  Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 13, 10 at 9:49am

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• How is this a bad night? At all?

  Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Aug 13, 10 at 9:34am

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  • I want to like this post, because i totally agree that this could not POSSIBLY be a bad night but I also don't want to ruin the iconic 69 likes this comment has!

    Submitted by instantwinner on Sep 10, 10 at 4:26pm

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• The best 12 words ever spoken.

  Submitted by Glazed on Aug 13, 10 at 11:44am

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• I <3 swallowing. :) And sucking dick.

  Submitted by MoonStar on Aug 14, 10 at 12:47am

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  • marry me?

    Submitted by mememe13 on Aug 17, 10 at 12:38am

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• That is probably the greatest line ever used in the history of the world!!

  Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 13, 10 at 9:42am

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• @lacrossedude4. Even tho TheRuleBook misses more than he hits, leave the job to him.

  Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 13, 10 at 9:33am

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• I loved this text except for the 'she tossed me in the back of the car'. OP sounds like a man of small stature and as someone famous once said "I don't like no short short man". j/s

  Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 13, 10 at 9:57am

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• Totally the most epic thing I've ever heard.

  Submitted by Megzii on Aug 16, 10 at 12:16pm

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• Congratulations, you found a woman that's more of a man than you are.

  Submitted by stillhungover on Aug 13, 10 at 10:32am

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• Where do all the ones like this hide?

  Submitted by rstgermaine on Aug 17, 10 at 2:06pm

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• Success

  Submitted by dd32 on Aug 13, 10 at 9:38am

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• Who voted this a bad night?

  Submitted by cheesegoat on Aug 13, 10 at 3:35pm

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• Nice!

  Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Aug 13, 10 at 9:26am

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• Hey lacrossedude, your WAY off. Not funny. Quit stealing rulebooks thunder.

  Submitted by STD on Aug 13, 10 at 11:01am

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• Let there be white, in her throat.

  Submitted by BurritoIdol on Aug 13, 10 at 10:40pm

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• I love to swallow!

  Submitted by boopers on Aug 14, 10 at 8:49pm

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• I'm telling you, church chicks are freaks!

  Submitted by guitar_boy on Aug 13, 10 at 2:35pm

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• legend....

  Submitted by iKillFirstPeople on Aug 13, 10 at 9:28pm

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• She threw you? How is that possible?

  Submitted by jasesoul on Aug 19, 10 at 6:54pm

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  • its not difficult if the person isn't weak..he didn't say she picked him up. She probably just pushed him forcefully

    Submitted by Attica on Mar 17, 11 at 8:33pm

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• Inconceivable!

  Submitted by  on May 25, 12 at 4:42pm

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• That's awesome

  Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 15, 10 at 6:55pm

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• ITS NOT TALKING ABOUT VAMPIRES. ITS TALKING ABOUT SUCKING DICK IDIOT! sperm makes babies which equals life.

  Submitted by juicy465 on Aug 13, 10 at 8:07pm

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• this makes me proud to be a 914

  Submitted by gkelly on Aug 13, 10 at 9:32am

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• This text gave me a boner

  Submitted by PeepsCallMeGay on Aug 21, 10 at 11:49pm

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• Lacrossedude. You're a fa g

  Submitted by unknown13579 on Aug 13, 10 at 3:21pm

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• Yay swallow! :D

  Submitted by EmmaXxX on Aug 13, 10 at 1:56pm

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• Leave it to westchester girls

  Submitted by megadz on Aug 31, 10 at 10:28pm

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• What a woman, that gave me a boner!

  Submitted by Imhornyletsfuk on Aug 13, 10 at 9:49am

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  • Annnd this is why 12 year olds should not be allowed on TFLN

    Submitted by barfbagbeauty on Aug 13, 10 at 12:13pm

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• Tossed you? I would never fuck a man that I could toss

  Submitted by KELSiii on Oct 9, 11 at 2:44pm

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• Nice!

  Submitted by Jfink30 on Aug 19, 10 at 9:45am

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• Ms Kim?

  Submitted by shadyj1 on Aug 14, 10 at 3:22pm

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• Damned vampires.

  Submitted by kindiana on Aug 13, 10 at 4:15pm

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• Hey Valkyrie csll me

  Submitted by georgiadog73 on Aug 20, 10 at 7:43pm

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• Rule: No matter what it is, someone will want to swallow it.

  Submitted by LacrosseDude4 on Aug 13, 10 at 9:25am

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