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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper

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Maybe if boys didn't wear girl pants, things like this wouldn't happen haha

Submitted by brottanyyyraee on Apr 10, 10 at 8:27am

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Release the Cracken!

Submitted by schnarf on Apr 10, 10 at 9:27am

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- *Kraken
  
  Submitted by douchemonger on Apr 10, 10 at 11:32am
  
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Zipper was broken before he went out. Too cheap to buy new pants. Blamed it on you being hot. We have a new hero.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 12:08pm

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He break past your zipper?

Submitted by Michguy on Apr 10, 10 at 8:44am

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That's how you do it, son.

Submitted by anonymousone on Apr 10, 10 at 8:10am

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what unleashes the hulk and has metal teeth

Submitted by watRuSMOKIN on May 5, 10 at 2:26am

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Chill the fuck out.. Timbo is just hanging out you rude ppl!

Submitted by tralizabeth on Apr 10, 10 at 9:18am

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Yummmmmmm

Submitted by tupac3 on Apr 10, 10 at 8:13am

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Timmc33 go kill yourself

Submitted by bigdirty on Apr 10, 10 at 8:20am

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low quality zips!!

Submitted by canonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 10:17am

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short dicks will be all bitter

Submitted by Zmurfette on Apr 10, 10 at 9:32am

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Fake

Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 10, 10 at 11:07am

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Schnarf, FTW XD

Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Apr 24, 10 at 10:47am

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Nerdburger

Submitted by tralizabeth on Apr 10, 10 at 8:05am

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Are you twelve or whAt @timmc33. (NO YOU)

Submitted by bigdirty on Apr 10, 10 at 9:55am

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Makes me hot

Submitted by withheld on Sep 28, 10 at 3:49pm

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lucky...

Submitted by ineedpenis on Apr 11, 10 at 3:05pm

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Jesus!

Submitted by yoG on Apr 28, 10 at 6:47pm

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hey i told you to stop telling people about that, geez why are you so proud of that, it happens all the time, get used to it

Submitted by bigBADERwolf on Sep 4, 10 at 3:26am

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9one8six2nine5five2eight

Submitted by enitenite on Apr 10, 10 at 4:55pm

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I want to meet this man...

Submitted by whyspir on Mar 17, 11 at 9:46am

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Dumbass!

Submitted by jackdot21 on Apr 10, 10 at 10:14am

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@8:27\nAgreed. Girl jeans are for girls.

Submitted by 11:11 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:17pm

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Yeah right!!!!!

Submitted by talia on Apr 10, 10 at 11:39pm

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Haha that's funny;)

Submitted by Clari on Dec 5, 10 at 9:55pm

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Skinny jeans do that 1 tym my button flew off like a bullet

Submitted by elijah354 on Apr 16, 10 at 5:34pm

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- thats a sign that your pants are waaay too tight good sir.
  
  Submitted by elasticband23 on Apr 17, 10 at 12:48am
  
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Look for my sign.

Submitted by thebatman on Apr 14, 10 at 1:01am

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damn

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 10, 10 at 5:05pm

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Too much cocktalk going on around here.

Submitted by amonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 10:56am

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Superman or the Hulk?

Submitted by sophia3394 on Aug 31, 13 at 10:52pm

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Phone number please -sephy

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 11:59am

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I probably caused this

Submitted by caitlindisco on Jul 20, 11 at 1:09am

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fuck off you shtupid cunt timmc33

Submitted by dilorenzo on Apr 10, 10 at 9:08am

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Fascinating

Submitted by yousirareagenius on Mar 20, 11 at 4:28am

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And then he ripped your cunt apart?

Submitted by buberto on Apr 10, 10 at 4:05pm

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Oy, I'm not a nerd! :P

Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 10, 10 at 8:06am

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Good girl!!!!

Submitted by The_Queen on Apr 11, 10 at 9:47pm

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this is a bullshit post

Submitted by effsigningup on Apr 10, 10 at 12:04pm

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Who is this and any chance he plays for my team?

Submitted by CTFag on Apr 25, 10 at 12:06pm

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Highly doubt it.

Submitted by knomye on Apr 10, 10 at 9:55am

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What has metal teeth and can hold back the hulk? MY ZIPPER!

Submitted by snowboat on Jul 3, 10 at 10:40am

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Fake

Submitted by ericmcg18 on Apr 10, 10 at 8:13am

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Thts fuckin bullshit what else happened u had ta rush his bleeding dick to the hospital

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 11:43pm

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This has happened to me before...not fake!

Submitted by manderinorange07 on Aug 2, 12 at 5:32pm

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WHOA...thats epic

Submitted by raquelravage on Apr 12, 10 at 7:49pm

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This should be in Superbad 2

Submitted by allday on Apr 21, 10 at 1:43pm

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@bigdirty: no, u.

Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 10, 10 at 9:05am

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That's when you fuck him right there cause obviously he has a monster cock. ;)

Submitted by BAMFCS66 on Nov 2, 10 at 1:04am

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Cheap zipper.

Submitted by SmartCookie on Dec 12, 13 at 1:52pm

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Hey, I'm first! :)

Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 10, 10 at 8:04am

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Been there done that!

Submitted by LexiCan69 on May 23, 16 at 11:38am

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Hmm does he have friends?

Submitted by BekaJones on Apr 10, 10 at 2:44pm

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- just cause he has a big dick doesnt mean his friends will you dumbass...
  
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