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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator

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FY- Doug is her ex....you fell for the Vibrator Gag...LOL

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 17, 10 at 9:24am

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- FYI- for the Grammar Nazis...
  
  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 17, 10 at 9:25am
  
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this is from an episode of 30 Rock

Submitted by blackmetalcore on Mar 17, 10 at 10:05am

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Are you serious? You believed her? hahahaha

Submitted by jklawl on Mar 17, 10 at 9:57am

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If she has a name for her vibrator you better be able to go on forever

Submitted by Chief_Dong on Mar 17, 10 at 9:14am

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- Or at least as long as a set of batteries.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Mar 17, 10 at 5:45pm
  
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Too bad u stole this from 30 Rock cockmunch.

Submitted by sexpanda on Mar 17, 10 at 11:14pm

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Then your gonna find her ex man Doug and then you're give him an x men slug.

Submitted by BStanky on Mar 19, 10 at 1:38pm

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I say hide the vibrator...

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:08am

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Doug is the other better looking guy she's fucking.

Submitted by pacosanchez on Mar 17, 10 at 2:45pm

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Haaha I luv how women can still lie

Submitted by carrie29 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:46pm

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Yeah--and was wasn't faking it, either.

Submitted by 09293585 on Mar 17, 10 at 9:07pm

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Um...a pretty odd name to give anyone these days, don't you think...

Submitted by Bonsai89 on Mar 17, 10 at 10:23am

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Who is sad enough, that they have to give their vibrator a name?

Submitted by anon_y_mas on Mar 17, 10 at 10:40pm

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DOOOOUUUGGGG!!!!!

Submitted by hobogal on Mar 17, 10 at 10:08am

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Mom?

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:07am

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- Whoever you are give up on the "mom?" comment, you are getting as annoying as the soviet russia retards.
  
  Submitted by styx on Mar 18, 10 at 2:28am
  
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Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 17, 10 at 9:24am

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 17, 10 at 9:25am

Submitted by blackmetalcore on Mar 17, 10 at 10:05am

Submitted by jklawl on Mar 17, 10 at 9:57am

Submitted by Chief_Dong on Mar 17, 10 at 9:14am

Submitted by Herschel on Mar 17, 10 at 5:45pm

Submitted by sexpanda on Mar 17, 10 at 11:14pm

Submitted by BStanky on Mar 19, 10 at 1:38pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:08am

Submitted by pacosanchez on Mar 17, 10 at 2:45pm

Submitted by carrie29 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:46pm

Submitted by 09293585 on Mar 17, 10 at 9:07pm

Submitted by Bonsai89 on Mar 17, 10 at 10:23am

Submitted by anon_y_mas on Mar 17, 10 at 10:40pm

Submitted by hobogal on Mar 17, 10 at 10:08am

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:07am

Submitted by styx on Mar 18, 10 at 2:28am

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