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(336): View more from North Carolina

Why am I wearing a dog collar

(1-336): View more from North Carolina

Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.

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(925): View more from California

A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.

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(206): View more from Washington

I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.

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(907): View more from Alaska

So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell

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(206): View more from Washington

I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole

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(775): View more from Nevada

she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much

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you puked ON HER

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(206): View more from Washington

That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods

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