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  • And then you woke up.

    Submitted by pawes on Apr 4, 10 at 9:12am
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  • what probably happen: Bartender rammed his head into the wall, bounce gave him a snake bite in the neck to subdue him, then the cop let him go b/c he didn't want the kid who pissed his pants in the back of his cop car. and the laid part was that piece of rabbit fur he rubs on his cock every night

    Submitted by Premeau on Apr 4, 10 at 10:02am
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  • Total bullshit!!

    Submitted by zamdalla on Apr 4, 10 at 11:34am
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  • He got laid like a bitch in jail after pissing on a cops shoes. I call bs.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 4, 10 at 9:58am
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  • dude is from east tennessee. i don't doubt it one bit.lol

    Submitted by SUPERMule on Apr 4, 10 at 2:35pm
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  • Dudes from chatt TN so probably did happen

    Submitted by chatttown on Apr 5, 10 at 8:54am
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  • Butt sex in jail don't. Count as sex....unless u are willing

    Submitted by samehring on Apr 4, 10 at 11:33pm
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  • Exactly how many of you are from Tennessee? He is probably from a small town with 4 cops like myself and they knew him and let him go. It happens a lot. Gotta love small town Tennessee.

    Submitted by specagentbob on Apr 6, 10 at 12:04pm
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  • what he left out is his new butt buddy he made while in jail.

    Submitted by phillie101 on Apr 4, 10 at 10:52am
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  • If you pissed on a cops shoes while drunk you'd be in jail dumbass

    Submitted by MissKitKa on Apr 4, 10 at 4:18pm
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  • You guys are dumb it must have been a female cop

    Submitted by LethalRider on Apr 5, 10 at 10:24pm
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  • Yea i call bs. If this little douche who obviously can't handle his alcohol pissed on my boots when I was working he'd be fucked. Not the laid he's talking about, but a bad fucked.

    Submitted by nt252 on Apr 4, 10 at 12:59pm
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  • Haha been there

    Submitted by SCSLVIEW04 on Apr 4, 10 at 9:06am
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  • @ premeau.: the rabbit furthing made me lol. It's just so weird.

    Submitted by mordantmouth on Apr 4, 10 at 10:13am
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  • Biggest lie on this website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 10:40am
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  • Yeah, I imagine after that 6 month sentence you served in prison that would feel nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 11:19pm
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  • Such a fucking liar. Kill yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 4:47pm
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  • Are we related?

    Submitted by Pacerspace on Apr 4, 10 at 10:18am
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  • For those of you that doubt this, this guy is my roommate. It's completely true.

    Submitted by Indoles on Apr 16, 10 at 1:07pm
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  • I guess getting fucked in the ass in the drunk tank counts as getting some .

    Submitted by fitbounce30 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:44pm
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  • Liar

    Submitted by kingcox68 on Apr 4, 10 at 10:19am
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  • Fake

    Submitted by patsfan on Apr 6, 10 at 3:32am
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  • When you say "headbutt" did you actually mean you stuck your head in the butt of the bartender? Cause I doubt someone would fuck you otherwise... And who the fuck bites people? Are you a dog? A little kid? Mike tyson? As for the peeing, pretty sure you pissed on your own shoes as it dribbled down your leg, perhaps you should lay off the booze a little

    Submitted by dorkof82 on Apr 4, 10 at 5:49pm
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  • Fleshlights don't count.

    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Apr 4, 10 at 6:10pm
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  • Could someone kill the guy who texted this? In no way would that be a bad thing

    Submitted by jrook on Apr 4, 10 at 2:07pm
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  • Wowzerers! What town is that?!

    Submitted by drumadoir on Apr 4, 10 at 9:06am
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  • Maybe all of that stuff is why you got laid.

    Submitted by Sneelok on Apr 4, 10 at 12:38pm
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  • Premeau nailed it. That's exactly what happened. Or, he stayed home with mom and dad and watched a PBS special on Easter and went to bed at 9.

    Submitted by psydog on Apr 4, 10 at 10:07am
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