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  I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.

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• sounds about right.

  Submitted by lwarnos on Jun 3, 11 at 1:22pm

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• See: californication

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Jun 3, 11 at 2:43pm

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• think of something original ... not fucking & punching from Californication ... sad arse

  Submitted by Hev0r on Jun 4, 11 at 12:10am

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• How weird, I wonder if you saw that on californication or something....

  Submitted by 9zero7 on Jun 3, 11 at 8:23pm

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• Drinking Jerry can turn you into Satan.

  Submitted by pipewrench on Jun 3, 11 at 9:47pm

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• ...Did he *ask* for either of those?

  Submitted by parsons41286 on Jun 3, 11 at 7:22pm

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• Silly homos

  Submitted by Michguy on Jun 3, 11 at 1:08pm

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• Don't bother with the handy I can do it better myself

  Submitted by zemon on Jun 4, 11 at 8:43am

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• Im pretty sure this was my homie. He hooked up with a check that had lile seizures while she slept and since he stayed the night he got like the crap beat outta him. He just awoke to her screaming and slapping the shit outta him lol. Priceless.

  Submitted by Joey_Shamrock on Jun 16, 12 at 2:56am

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• I didn't steal this from anything, i've never seen Californication, Sailor Jerry's is just my magic fighting juice, lol. \nAnd i'm a girl, so I don't see how that makes me a homo...

  Submitted by drunkypants on Jun 6, 11 at 11:28am

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• no homo?

  Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Jun 3, 11 at 1:03pm

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• yes, sounds like a typical night with sailer jerry.

  Submitted by silk89 on Jun 3, 11 at 5:14pm

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• Epic

  Submitted by MIss_Bunny81491 on Jun 11, 11 at 3:57am

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• sounds about right...tho ive seen that more with whiskey

  Submitted by dragonlady421 on Jun 3, 11 at 10:32pm

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• so then he mentions he has herpes...for no reason? bitch\n.

  Submitted by CherokeeKid48 on Jun 5, 11 at 12:01pm

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• Fucking and punching

  Submitted by jamiejames7 on Jun 4, 11 at 4:40am

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• mmmmmm, sailor jerrys and ginger ale=skittles, so good.

  Submitted by hildoluvsyou on Jun 3, 11 at 11:38pm

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• I get happy on sailor jerry's. What is wrong with you people?

  Submitted by Shoveltime on Dec 3, 11 at 1:22am

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