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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat

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I feel like there should be a Borat quote in here somewhere.

Submitted by drunknotenough on May 17, 10 at 9:17pm

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Two guys one goat

Submitted by Brusseller on May 17, 10 at 11:15pm

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Totes mcgoat!!!!!!!

Submitted by GrammarPolice on May 17, 10 at 9:05pm

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Don't stare at it!

Submitted by chereeta on May 17, 10 at 9:14pm

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I hope this is for a bbq and not a new photo shoot for farmlove.com

Submitted by whiteknave on May 17, 10 at 11:47pm

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Sexy time.

Submitted by anomymouse on May 18, 10 at 1:51am

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Nahs!

Submitted by CthulhuWasHere on Aug 18, 10 at 6:09am

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A few years ago my neighbor had fainting goats. Poor goats never stood a chance to us a**hole potheads who thought it was funny to scare them for hours

Submitted by 401L0v3 on May 18, 10 at 5:32pm

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i love this. i'd cancel to hang out with a baby goat too.

Submitted by lowbrowlowlife on May 17, 10 at 9:09pm

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Baby goats are the shit.

Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 17, 10 at 9:43pm

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Of course its Maine haha

Submitted by lawlmofo on May 17, 10 at 9:15pm

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I once had a goat who fetched soap...

Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 17, 10 at 9:11pm

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lol??

Submitted by bl4ckh4wk on Jun 5, 10 at 5:15pm

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i heart goats

Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on May 17, 10 at 9:11pm

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Fuck me in the goat ass!

Submitted by hoover72 on May 18, 10 at 12:30am

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Goat sex?

Submitted by Michguy on May 17, 10 at 9:04pm

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I can understand why your stayin home

Submitted by Crazy0896 on May 17, 10 at 9:04pm

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Goatwhore.

Submitted by _bbycakes on Jun 3, 10 at 2:05am

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Ha! 10:12

Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 10:46pm

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The evening is full of potential!

Submitted by carleton1984 on May 17, 10 at 10:10pm

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I think you can only truly appreciate this if you are from Maine!! I love it,Hahaha! Welcome to Maine ,gotta love it here!!

Submitted by lazyloon93 on May 18, 10 at 11:34pm

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- from maine, live in austin tx. same deal both places haha i've seen goats 2 minutes from downtown
  
  Submitted by aterribleperson on Jul 28, 10 at 11:16pm
  
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Sounds like some shit I would pull . Hahaha

Submitted by jesshinton on May 17, 10 at 11:04pm

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They nvr said if it was a baby goat.

Submitted by angelbaby7223 on May 17, 10 at 10:50pm

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I have a pigmy goat.

Submitted by bettyb on May 17, 10 at 9:47pm

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fuck ya maine! goat population is on the rise

Submitted by ashhleyyy12 on Jul 11, 11 at 1:10am

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All I have to say is GOAT?!?!?!?

Submitted by melanics on May 17, 10 at 11:06pm

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Agreed drunknote there should be a borat quote in this.

Submitted by thomasb28 on Jun 10, 10 at 1:57pm

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Maybe the goat was horny? lol

Submitted by sexyupsguy on May 17, 10 at 9:58pm

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I got next!

Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 9:04pm

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Goats have sqaure pupils it's hilarious

Submitted by chuck212 on May 18, 10 at 10:17am

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like on beta house, \nwhere that one guy fucked the goatt, hahahaa!

Submitted by thanigga on May 17, 10 at 9:55pm

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This is from Maine??? Where???

Submitted by eternity on May 22, 10 at 9:03pm

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Go fuck a goat!

Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 10:12pm

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Im jealous

Submitted by specialfriedrice on May 20, 10 at 11:18pm

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I wish I had a goat.

Submitted by bananaphone3 on May 18, 10 at 4:12pm

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How does the goat fetch soap? He fetched soup! I don't even know what that means.... \n\nGood ole zohan

Submitted by NOsaint16 on May 18, 10 at 11:59am

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Easily amused ?

Submitted by ohnomo on May 18, 10 at 3:08pm

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I didn't know 207 was West Virginia.

Submitted by klangford on May 17, 10 at 9:25pm

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Hahahahahahahahahaha I live in Maine. Can I just know who this please?

Submitted by StallionDavis on May 17, 10 at 11:29pm

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Oh-ho-ho someone's gonna have a goood night ;)

Submitted by dancerchick94 on Jun 11, 10 at 9:12pm

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Very nice, how much?

Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 9:23am

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Goat fucker

Submitted by Phys on May 17, 10 at 9:32pm

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I want a goat soo bad, it would be my new best friend, I'd take him everywhere, haha

Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on May 22, 10 at 8:55pm

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I like ewe!

Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 10 at 7:42pm

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So? That's awesome...

Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 17, 10 at 11:46pm

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Epic win

Submitted by tjisnumbaone on May 18, 10 at 7:20pm

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Who's ya da-a-a-ady...

Submitted by idontlikeya34 on May 17, 10 at 11:10pm

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That's awesome!!!

Submitted by cass4cam on May 24, 10 at 9:10pm

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One bag potatoes and wife privileges also.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 9:24am

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Oh, se can you goat?

Submitted by arthurlux on May 17, 10 at 11:38pm

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oh geez

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 18, 10 at 1:01am

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Goatse

Submitted by kyui13 on May 20, 10 at 12:13am

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Submitted by drunknotenough on May 17, 10 at 9:17pm

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Submitted by bananaphone3 on May 18, 10 at 4:12pm

Submitted by NOsaint16 on May 18, 10 at 11:59am

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Submitted by StallionDavis on May 17, 10 at 11:29pm

Submitted by dancerchick94 on Jun 11, 10 at 9:12pm

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Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 17, 10 at 11:46pm

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