#1 Vag in a sexual context is gross.
#2 The image of said vag opening and closing at a fast pace choppily taking bites of a cock makes me feel not only non-sexual but also queezy.
9:03 - I like ham.
9:12 - The preview alone was enough to make question if sex is worth the risk (it is, by the way)
Side note: I'm cool with all of the repetative, frequent posters on here; ie. Soviet Russia guy, sleezy lee, sven the fisherman, the "these pretzels are making me thirsty" guy, and even the "first" douches. That being said, Im not cool with the admiral. I highly dislike the admiral. Admiral, I do not want to be your friend.
it's funny no doubt, but if a girl said that to me I would never speak to her again....well that's not true, I'd go sleep with her THEN I'd never speak to her again.
Something about referencing hippos while sexting just doesn't really turn me on...at all...
Next time maybe just reference some good ol doggie style with some hair pulling MUCH better
For all you people who think this is nasty. I think it's cute and hot. I like a girl with a sense of humor. Especially a horny one. So at the end of the joke you have sex. That works for me.
I thought this was hilarious!! But hey that's my type of humor.. Having lots of guy friends may do that to ya lol ps: doesn't make u a whore to joke around ;)
10:12 not everyone is turned on by their dick goin in and out of another mans ass well givin him a reach around. So you do what you want with other men the rest of us without mental disorders will do what we do with women.
Ps womens bodies are beutiful especially their pussy's
this is the first time i have ever wrote this on tfln but FAKE!!!!!!! and for the record i hate when ppl write that but FTW!! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE! ok, i got it out of my system. sorry.
And 7:14 that was just awesome, im gonna use that with this chick i wanna plug lol
Why do girls get mad if on a one night stand if you shove your dick in their ass without asking. It's like you sucked my dick till it got hard took off your clothes and bended over in front of me what did you expect to happen.
Fucked in the ass by a chainsaw. Perfect for that douche. He probably thought it was really funny too. I'd feed him his own balls. Choke on that fucko.
"that american apparel lace outfit is just as gross as the chick wearing it.... does anyone actually buy that stuff?!"
i was wondering if anyone else felt the same way... american apparel clothing and ads seem, by and large, really unattractive
No kidding 12:03. 16. Hahaha only tight if nothins been there. Once it is, oh well. Don't exercise, sag... Takes a bit of use and some kegels to make it tighter than it was before you even knew what it was that you were supposed to do with it.
that is the worst game to reference sex to.... ever!! i would never say this to a guy, bf or not, i would have more class, or at least i'd think of something more witty and not gross!
You nasty cunting whore! Have some self respect. If your mouth is that filthy, I can't imagine how vile your vagina is. Go rent a fire truck and shove it's hose up your gaping cunt, and turn the water on, full blast, maybe you can get rid of 10% of the grime infestation.
Fuck you're nasty!
This may have been said above in one of the replies but I didn't sit and read them all. Toward the beginning I saw some messages saying "fake, girls don't talk like this" and let me tell you, even though this text is totally stupid, YES, GIRLS TALK LIKE THIS.
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