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  Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'

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• Sick burn dude that was intense I peed my pant from loling soo much.

  Submitted by brokencarwindow on Nov 17, 10 at 6:49pm

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• Sneaky mom...very sneaky mom.

  Submitted by SALIA on Nov 17, 10 at 3:49pm

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• Yup I meant pant cuz I'm only wearing one at the moment you cocksucking fairies.

  Submitted by brokencarwindow on Nov 17, 10 at 6:51pm

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• If everyone is fired from saying "You're fired", then that includes you dumbass. So you're fired bitch!

  Submitted by bandkid27 on Nov 17, 10 at 2:58pm

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• does that text really rhyme or am I just really high

  Submitted by brownthug on Nov 18, 10 at 2:57am

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• Everyone is fired!

  Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 17, 10 at 2:43pm

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  • Go kill yourself

    Submitted by zachneedg on Nov 17, 10 at 4:06pm

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    • Agreed.

      Submitted by zachneedg on Nov 17, 10 at 4:07pm

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      • Yea Rick please go die in a fire

        Submitted by zachneedg on Nov 17, 10 at 4:09pm

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        • Does anybody even like this guy?

          Submitted by zachneedg on Nov 17, 10 at 4:13pm

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          • Nope he was probly adopted cause his parents don't love him. Somebody call the waaaaambulance.

            Submitted by zachneedg on Nov 17, 10 at 4:17pm

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          • are you having a conversation with yourself?

            Submitted by colabea on Nov 18, 10 at 7:57pm

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          • whoaaaaa... @colabea you just blew my fuckin' mind. That's actually kinda creepy.

            Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 23, 10 at 1:04am

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• Start living with a few cats and you are set.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 17, 10 at 8:48pm

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• Your fired an I'm fucking your wife.

  Submitted by brokencarwindow on Nov 17, 10 at 6:52pm

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• Ohh yeah your fired!

  Submitted by brokencarwindow on Nov 17, 10 at 6:47pm

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• Fuck Zach he's a douche lickin, queef huffin, greasy, fat wow kid who fingers his brothers asshole while he sleeps because his father wants to jack of into his mouth while he watches and then after the mung the shit outta he's grandmother. Go sit on a cactus chubby chode chaser.

  Submitted by brokencarwindow on Nov 17, 10 at 6:46pm

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