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  • It's not "only noon", the correct time is "5:00 somewhere"

    Submitted by Herschel on Jun 1, 10 at 3:33pm
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  • I hope 3:49 is correct jeez

    Submitted by babibluez4u on Jun 1, 10 at 8:26pm
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  • I just wanted to point out that afineguy misused the word two. It should be too. =D

    Submitted by DANREN on Jun 1, 10 at 4:48pm
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  • Yeah, but it's never too late to drop it.

    Submitted by niggkilher on Jun 1, 10 at 5:51pm
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  • haha 3:57 I was about to say that. in the words of te late great colonal sanders, I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Jun 1, 10 at 4:00pm
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  • Maybe the person they're texting is the mother of the baby and she just left for a minute so this person is telling her to come back because they're too drunk to hold the baby.

    Submitted by anonmyous on Jun 1, 10 at 3:49pm
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  • Afineguy, thumbs down. \n\nWould this text be funny to see from a friend? Yes. Is this text the model of American behavior, a lifestyle to strive for or a serious announcement? Fuck no. Have 'a fine guy' take his dick out of your ass and just be entertained by this site....ass.

    Submitted by hooah33 on Jun 1, 10 at 3:38pm
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  • Afineguy you're a fagget lighten up. People don't go to tfln for life lessons or morality checks

    Submitted by DJhallapapi on Jun 1, 10 at 3:31pm
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  • Classy.

    Submitted by tjnation on Jun 1, 10 at 3:30pm
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  • Michael J Fox held my baby brother yesterday. He was then arested when my brother died of shaking baby syndrome.

    Submitted by stantheman on Jun 1, 10 at 5:35pm
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  • And im too drunk to taste this chicken.

    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jun 1, 10 at 3:57pm
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  • that's horrible. and you're texting? someone please get that poor baby from Brittney Spears. Lmao jk I love BS. but seriously this person shouldn't have that baby.

    Submitted by chachi on Jun 1, 10 at 3:40pm
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  • but obviously not drunk enough to hold the baby and text at the same time...

    Submitted by launchingships on Jun 3, 10 at 1:24am
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  • Just drop it a few times

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 2, 10 at 12:43am
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  • Loser

    Submitted by littlemamanyc on Jun 1, 10 at 6:01pm
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  • first off: this is just not right. you are not the first person to act like a douche bag, and i feel that the number one problem on this website is primarily how many bad influences this website represents. this is my first SPAM comment so please dont give me two many thumbs downs

    Submitted by afineguy on Jun 1, 10 at 3:27pm
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