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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?

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Crappy Weed would be more appropriate.

Submitted by yousirareanass on Apr 23, 10 at 4:17pm

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Coke is trashy. Since when is it cool?

Submitted by spock_fetish on Apr 23, 10 at 5:00pm

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Colombians don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

Submitted by pinkcarnation on Apr 23, 10 at 6:24pm

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Ahh yeaah!!!!

Submitted by Jade110 on Apr 23, 10 at 4:14pm

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what's up with all these cocaine texts on here

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 5:11pm

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- Same reason there are often texts about sex; people like it. (Some anyway)
  
  Submitted by AndICareBecause on Apr 25, 10 at 7:55pm
  
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That's my birth day

Submitted by MilkyMan on Apr 24, 10 at 8:23pm

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i doubt all that money would be worth five minutes of entertainment followed by twenty minute nosebleeds

Submitted by sequioa on Apr 23, 10 at 5:24pm

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Really Coke is trashy, ur dumb!

Submitted by mr_ed on Apr 23, 10 at 6:42pm

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- true trash is meth.
  
  Submitted by reganite on Apr 29, 10 at 9:52pm
  
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And ur wallet!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 1:06am

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I like cocaine a lot.

Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 23, 10 at 8:05pm

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Crack is trashy. Coke keeps it classy!

Submitted by meg007 on Apr 23, 10 at 7:07pm

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Totally. Innovative ideas like this are what make America great!

Submitted by killinme on Apr 24, 10 at 6:47am

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That would make for an awesome Cinco De Mayo.

Submitted by chuckie1687 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:23pm

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Hugs not drugs friends!

Submitted by mcgugan21 on Apr 23, 10 at 4:50pm

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Someone would prolly die, Mexican brick would def be the ideal choice.

Submitted by smellmyfakelegs on Apr 23, 10 at 5:15pm

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Uhm yall are all stupid. It's funny because coke is a mexicans drug.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 2:10am

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My friends did that with 80's.mmm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 9:54pm

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Oh, or a sombrero filled with meth! Douche text

Submitted by sketch3645 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:04am

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I wuld beat the hell outta that donkey! Forecast snow up yer nose!

Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 19, 10 at 7:24pm

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Depends on whether they mean coke-cola or cocaine, cus the drink wouldn't work as well...

Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:57pm

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4:17 agreed

Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 8:32pm

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Second piñata today

Submitted by asalari on Apr 23, 10 at 4:14pm

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Yea really awesome!!! Jerksock

Submitted by Coley314 on Apr 24, 10 at 11:22am

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join this person with the liquor piñata person three texts down

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:49pm

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Really....don't tell me pinata is the new magic word...

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 23, 10 at 5:57pm

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- What's really funny is that you use the phrase "magic word" about 50x as often as any of those magic words ever actually appear.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 23, 10 at 9:26pm
  
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O.o... Maauha <- ur brain on drugs

Submitted by cbtango on Apr 23, 10 at 6:44pm

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Since when is a Spock fetish cool?

Submitted by godlessBJ on Apr 23, 10 at 6:13pm

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Lol. Weed. Gimme coke any day. Gimme it! Now!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 1:06am

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Why are there so many coke texts? I'm all for smoking weed, but coke? No thanks.

Submitted by ericalew on Apr 23, 10 at 10:22pm

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No. .

Submitted by party654 on Dec 4, 11 at 12:27am

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