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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.

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You sound like a female desperate for male approval.

Submitted by Taipan on Jan 18, 11 at 4:04pm

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- Good insight
  
  Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Jan 18, 11 at 8:51pm
  
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  - sounds like you both should take some pointers from her
    
    Submitted by synthetic on Jan 19, 11 at 10:26am
    
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the best subway employee EVER.

Submitted by cafe73 on Jan 18, 11 at 4:46pm

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Snooki?

Submitted by aliGATORnom on Jan 18, 11 at 7:15pm

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If you are a girl, it makes you a perfect person. Now go make me a samwich!!!!

Submitted by trickyknowsbest on Jan 18, 11 at 3:36pm

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- your comment would have been a lot cooler if you spelt sandwich right.
  
  Submitted by gnargnar1 on Jan 18, 11 at 5:17pm
  
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  - you obviously dont know the powers of samiches over sandwhiches, if you are a man i feel sorry for you!!!
    
    Submitted by jrrrr32 on Jan 25, 11 at 3:15pm
    
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No, it makes you Ke$ha minus the sandwich thing. Not something you should be proud of

Submitted by kewlkid on Jan 18, 11 at 5:45pm

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*teary eyed* i...love...you...

Submitted by jasboo on Jan 18, 11 at 4:01pm

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- who wants 2 bet all 22 thumbs down are chick?
  
  Submitted by synthetic on Jan 19, 11 at 10:25am
  
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marry me babe?

Submitted by gnargnar1 on Jan 18, 11 at 3:41pm

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hahaha yea but your pretty fucked up regardless if those are you prioritys

Submitted by sabrinea91 on Jan 19, 11 at 2:15am

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It makes you a good woman.

Submitted by GrammarPolice on Jan 18, 11 at 4:19pm

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Marry me?

Submitted by 666 on Jan 21, 11 at 8:45pm

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we have something in common lol

Submitted by brookieko on Jan 18, 11 at 7:12pm

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- Deena?
  
  Submitted by aliGATORnom on Jan 19, 11 at 2:05pm
  
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I want your contact details

Submitted by addidaz360 on Jan 18, 11 at 7:38pm

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Good insight

Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Jan 18, 11 at 8:49pm

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TSM.

Submitted by alxs on Jan 18, 11 at 4:04pm

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Says the guy who kills the funny in every text by being a self-righteous judgemental asshole.

Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jan 19, 11 at 10:06am

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Nothing like tequila to wash down a semen sandwich

Submitted by W_T_F on Jan 21, 11 at 7:42pm

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A mans dream.

Submitted by golfmanreddy on Jan 19, 11 at 1:07am

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hmm. Contemplating tequila and dicks IN a sandwich?

Submitted by jltc on Jan 19, 11 at 11:37pm

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Sounds like a good housewife

Submitted by morganmce on Jan 19, 11 at 3:02am

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Haha FartsAtWork jst got ownedd!!

Submitted by jackson20 on Jan 19, 11 at 1:19pm

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But a perfect girlfriend.

Submitted by nosrep on Jan 18, 11 at 8:41pm

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Actually it makes you a woman.

Submitted by Discussion on Jan 18, 11 at 9:57pm

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Omg Hunny you are my fucking dream girl. You have no freakin idea

Submitted by Pelach89 on Jan 20, 11 at 3:23am

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..All of these at once?

Submitted by fuzzpunch on Jan 19, 11 at 4:21am

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Your quite the opposite baby

Submitted by pretzelman on Feb 4, 11 at 4:35pm

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Any1 else stop and think that the op is homo?

Submitted by Naim on Jan 19, 11 at 11:24pm

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Sounds like the perfect girlfriend!

Submitted by eplotkin on Aug 10, 11 at 1:02am

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Sounds like the perfect girlfriend!

Submitted by eplotkin on Aug 10, 11 at 1:00am

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Taipan is a douche.

Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jan 18, 11 at 4:52pm

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- Says the guy who farts at work...
  
  Submitted by Taipan on Jan 18, 11 at 5:06pm
  
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Wow I have a dick

Submitted by FukYoCouchNig on Jan 18, 11 at 4:49pm

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- And this is a surprise to you?
  
  Submitted by iowawashington on Jan 19, 11 at 9:11am
  
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  - hahaha, iowawa!
    
    Submitted by said8ED on Jan 19, 11 at 6:52pm
    
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Will you Marry me?

Submitted by ardvarkofdoom on Jan 18, 11 at 4:32pm

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Everybody is asking this person to marry them. First what if its a dude? Second, "dicks" is plural.

Submitted by quimbeezy on Nov 22, 12 at 12:10am

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Submitted by Taipan on Jan 18, 11 at 4:04pm

Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Jan 18, 11 at 8:51pm

Submitted by synthetic on Jan 19, 11 at 10:26am

Submitted by cafe73 on Jan 18, 11 at 4:46pm

Submitted by aliGATORnom on Jan 18, 11 at 7:15pm

Submitted by trickyknowsbest on Jan 18, 11 at 3:36pm

Submitted by gnargnar1 on Jan 18, 11 at 5:17pm

Submitted by jrrrr32 on Jan 25, 11 at 3:15pm

Submitted by kewlkid on Jan 18, 11 at 5:45pm

Submitted by jasboo on Jan 18, 11 at 4:01pm

Submitted by synthetic on Jan 19, 11 at 10:25am

Submitted by gnargnar1 on Jan 18, 11 at 3:41pm

Submitted by sabrinea91 on Jan 19, 11 at 2:15am

Submitted by GrammarPolice on Jan 18, 11 at 4:19pm

Submitted by 666 on Jan 21, 11 at 8:45pm

Submitted by brookieko on Jan 18, 11 at 7:12pm

Submitted by aliGATORnom on Jan 19, 11 at 2:05pm

Submitted by addidaz360 on Jan 18, 11 at 7:38pm

Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Jan 18, 11 at 8:49pm

Submitted by alxs on Jan 18, 11 at 4:04pm

Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jan 19, 11 at 10:06am

Submitted by W_T_F on Jan 21, 11 at 7:42pm

Submitted by golfmanreddy on Jan 19, 11 at 1:07am

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Submitted by morganmce on Jan 19, 11 at 3:02am

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Submitted by nosrep on Jan 18, 11 at 8:41pm

Submitted by Discussion on Jan 18, 11 at 9:57pm

Submitted by Pelach89 on Jan 20, 11 at 3:23am

Submitted by fuzzpunch on Jan 19, 11 at 4:21am

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