i second that, 10:13. who the hell fucks without a condom these days anyway? idiots. my buddy has this "give some, take some" approach to STDs. no thanks. i'll keep my weiner clean and NOT pay child support.
I don't see why you're all fighting over this. Regardless of whether of not she should have had a condom she didn't and she used a REALLY GREAT LINE to get her point across - that she wasn't having sex without it. Maybe she usually had them? Maybe they ran out? Who knows. But she was smart and safe and really really witty.
1:25
while i'll give you that it is safer for the woman to carry them, its not her fucking job to buy the condoms. Girls pay, sometimes a lot of money, for birth control pills. guys can spend on the condoms. and while it is a good idea for a girl to carry condoms, the responsibility really doesn't lie on her.
I got pregnant that way too! Lol definitely learnt my lesson. And I love my daughter :) she's definitely not an accident though. Best thing that's ever happened to me.
2:15/3:37: point is, grow up.
1:34: Agreed. and getting birth control often entails more than just the price (i.e. Time/$ spent having to meet w/ your doctor first and go through an exam, messed up side-effects of various birth-control methods, having to remember to take your damn pill every single day, etc.)
The least men can do is keep a condom or two in their wallet.
@10:04 (bottom)
BC costs between 50-100 Dollars if you have INSURANCE. Without it, it's twice as much. You can buy a twelve pack of condoms for 5 bucks at Walgreens, the good kind that ensure to snag anything you don't want to get in. However, both parties regardless of Birth control or not should have at least one condom on them when they are looking to get laid.
Although a witty line, I would have zipped up my pants the moment I caught the fool lying. No vajayjay for him. Ever.
or....you can go to Planned Parenthood and get birth control for free along with free condoms, so the $5 a guy has to spend for condoms ends up being more of an expense than a girl would have to spend.
Wow. That's one of the most awesome lines!
(Finding out like that, that the guy lied about not having condoms so he could go bare for his own satisfaction--would have been my cue for re-dressing!!!)
LMAO 4:16 i've bought one box... It was the Magnums, someone told me they were good. How was I supposed to know that equaled huge. Anyway I'm so going to use this line, if I ever need to. lol
1:05: Because she is part of the act too... if she wants to fuck, she should make sure she has protection. Both parties should have one. there is only one person responsible for your health, that is you!
"Don't have random sex with strangers... condom dilemma solved." ...Are you serious? Are you really that fucking dumb? Just because you wear a condom with someone when you have sex with them doesn't mean that person is a stranger...it just means you're being smart. What if you're not on the pill?? And what about STD's?? Quit being stupid prude.
And awesome response. I think I, like many ladies here, will be stealing that from you!
this is so fucked up you arguing over it!
it's guy + girl, not guy vs. girl
if you aren't mature enough to see that, you probably shouldn't be fucking in the first place.
everyone saying pulling out is more effective than a condom are so fucking dumb. guys pre ejaculate, which there is a HIGH HIGH chance neither of you will feel so he pulls out after that. pre ejaculation has sperms.. so you still have the chance of getting pregnant. dumb asses. go to health class.
Yeah, 3:31, that may work for you, but not for most people. Pulling out is about as effective as saying, "Yeah, my sperm swim the wrong way. You won't get pregnant." Idiot.
Other note--- AWESOME LINE. I've used it many times, and miraculously, the guy always finds one after that. :)
I'm a woman who's allergic to latex. Didn't find out until having sex with a guy wearing a condom. So glad I'm married now so don't have to worry about that issue. :-)
To the morons who say pulling out is effective: I got pregnant the ONLY time my boyfriend and I used the pull out method... never got pregnant from the hundreds of times we used condoms.
Anyway.... hilarious line, OP.
are all of you really serious about pulling out being the solution to having no condom?
gah, i can't even imagine how many stds are swarming down there...
to everyone getting in heated debates over this & other texts: i'm pretty sure morals don't belong on this website. leave your preaching for church & just enjoy that some people are FUCKING HILARIOUS !!!
love this one btw. you are my hero.
OMG! I LOVE THE BAY! only in OUR city will shit like this happen, im a girl n that was the best line ever. one time i asked to look in a guys wallet, i found a GOLDEN wrapper, n then i was like we can use this, then he took off his pants, all that ran through my head was. "False advertisement!"
Well personally I carry the condoms b/c I can get the kind I like and KNOW they are good. Guys might not be so careful. I trust myself more anyways. That being said, Its NICE if a guy has some... but Im still using my own.
May 28, 2009 9:38PM
Pulling out doesnt always work... precum has some traces of seamen in it.
Ps. - I always carry some condoms with me, but i'm still using that line sometime!!
"Anonymous said...
umm why is it the woman's job to carry around the condoms?
May 29, 2009 1:05AM"
Cause if she wants him to wrap it, she should be willing to buy and carry them.
Plus its easier/safer for a women to carry them in her purse than a man to carry them in his pocket
duh -_-
*pets*\npolyurethane condoms. trojan supra. lambskin. keep them on-hand. i'm a chick and latex sensitive; although 'specialized' condoms are more expensive, completely worth it.
1:03AM and 11:54AM
Child Support = 216 payments, and 10's of thousands of dollars. Do you really want to risk one of your swimmers getting out of the tube before you get out of the tunnel? Listen to "Dad." Wrap it up 100% of the time!
to people who cry about women buying condoms...
Birth control pills are a lot cheaper if you actually fuck on them. Condoms are like 2$/piece. If you fuck daily, it's 60$ a month. Plus, I'm a woman and I take BC regardless because it makes my period hurt less. So stop with the shit. Besides, men pay for the shit before the sex sometimes. The sense of entitlement of whores these days makes me sigh.
This is the best line ever!! I too will be using it! Hopefully you didn't call him again. He was lying through his teeth about not having one. What a selfish ass! In other words he didn't care about giving or getting stds or what you wanted. All he cared about was his selfish wants and the sensation he would get during the act.
I don't think anyone's bothered to mention that you can get STDs from anal as well. Sorry to break it to you guys but it's factual. And guys and girls who are allergic to latex, there's good news for you. Check over the counter, the pharmacist will point you to the latex free condoms.
They do make silicone-based condoms. Perfect for those with latex allergies (real or imagined) and less likely to break. As someone with a real latex sensitivity, they were a lifesaver. :)
I just need to be the boring one and point out that you are very able to get pregnant when using "pulling out" as contraceptive... There´s something called precum..
birth control to stop the pregnancy if thats all the girl is concerned about. bring some condoms to stop stds. your purse is a whole lot easier to carry a condom than my wallet crushing and destroying the dam thing.
Ok so with the whole pulling out vs not conversation this is my perspective on it. I have been married for 3 yrs, we got pregnant with our son at 5 months (we were trying) we now have a two ur old son and have NEVER used a condom since, I have never been on birth control once in my life and have always used the pulling out method. Now I'm not trying to say that it works or doesn't but it's atleast worked for me.
I told my boyfriend if he wanted to have sex without a condom, even with me on birth control, it was fine with me but he had to be prepared to tell my Dad we were expecting if the subject should arise later on.
guys are retarded
you're clever!
i'm gonna use that
except it would kind of blow the big one if they really didn't have a condom, thought you were legitimately a psycho maury-bound baby mama wannabe, and you didn't get to have sex.
Real or fake, that is one of the most clever impromptu lines that I have ever heard. I think that would take the wind out of most sails. As a realist, I hope that my daughter is clever enough to use that line if the situation ever arises.
Definatly. Us girls pay good money for birth control pills that are not always effective the least a guy can do is god forbid buy the rubbers! I mean, u wanna get laid right?
Girls shouldn't have to buy condoms for random hookups. What if they carry around a magnum and the guy they try to hook up with has a tiny dick? Men can buy their own condoms.
ok what happens when they guy says meeee tooo!!! Then that look of stupidity arises!!! everyone says they'll use that line but i'm guy that'll say, it's cool cause i'm fixed!!! you gotta be smarter than the stupid girl you are screwing!!! 7024062492
Yes girls should be responsible for condoms as well but come on guys need some responsibility especially since girls deal with birth control everyday. This comeback is definitely gonna be used by me :)
1:34
boooo-fucking-hooo. both parties are responsible, ass. so what if the girl buys birth control pills? If she wants cock, she should have some condoms also. And that's the fact jack.
Now go climb into the waaaaaahmbulance and get out of here.
I'm a girl, and I've always thought it should be a guys responsibility to have condoms. Like, I might have the wrong size or whatever. I mean, i never use them, but if i did it would be his job. But that line was epic.
When I was in the USA I dated a guy. We wanted to fuck but had no condoms. It was torturing... We both claimed to be clean. He tried to persuade me he can be careful not to get me pregnant. I asked him: "hey what if I get pregnant?". He answered: "Then you get a green card".
I'm amazed how many people have never heard that line before. I've personally had that line said to me before and responded "Your eggs are a good distance from your face. Don't worry about it." Then went for the pullout and aim for the eyes approach. I went 1 for 2 on the eyes btw.
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