DRIVE THROUGH BEER BARN!!!!
Yes, you can get a case of beer, already cold, and a draft beer in a togo cup, all without leaving your vehicle.
God Bless Texas!!!!
There's a drive thru daquiri place, too! You can smell the tequila in their margaritas before they're even in the car!
Texas is the BEST place to be :)
"saying that everyone in California is an entitled, overly-tan, asshole who resides in a gigantic beachside mansion."
... well don't they?
new money west coast assholes.
6:38, I love you! haha.
Hook 'em!
And don't fuck with Texas. It's the best goddamn state ever!
Another thing: don't remember who posted it, but fuck it if there are a lot of Hispanics. I'm a Mexican girl, and from what everyone tells me, I'm hot as hell.
Texas girls, Texas boys, we're all hott. :D
to all who think we suck and are simply rednecks. we also have Dell, Boeing, MD Anderson, McDonnell Douglas. 58 fortune 500 HQs, more than any other state. soooo, suck it CA, what with your shitty tax laws and massive budget deficit(which is illegal under our constitution). Also, we have prison rodeos....awesome.
OK there are fat people everywhere in our country. Mississippi had been the fattest state for a couple of years now. Texas is #12 behind Oklahoma and Louisiana. All according to the CDC.
After reading this, I think I just need a drink. Texas has more state pride and it is funny as hell. Go Texas, however, I cannot wait to move away from here to a place that has natural beauty... and to those that drink and drive and think you are tight... grow up.
I'm moving to Texas in a few months, and will know absolutely no one.
I have a average-to-medium sized penis, read Dostoyevsky, and like to drink. Call me. :)
Dude, I'm not from Texas, and I think it rocks. I've heard of this drive thru booze before, and that if you get pulled over and the paper's still on yer straw, it's not considered an open container. Cracks me up.
Everyone who hates Texas is just ignorant ,and jealous they weren't born here. You will never meet nicer people than Texans. I had known a true asshole until I went to other states. Remember the fucking Alamo bitches.
It does not matter what anyone says about Texas..because we LOVE our state and nothing or no one can change that!! So for all the ppl talking crap about Texas you are falling to deaf ears!!:) Thanks for reassuring me though that you can never get much better than TEXAS!!!
I gotta say, I've been to Dallas a few times but I wasn't terribly impressed. It seemed like the whole city was highways. Ah well, maybe other parts of the state are nicer...
I've visited New Orleans before. It was fun while I was drunk, but after that it just smelled of mildew and failed dreams. After flushing out my nose and promising myself I'd only visit if I was there for Mardi Gras, I decided to swim back to Texas.
Yea yall also have dry countys and only beer barns..try Louisiana the only state where the drinking age is 12, they sell top shelf alcohol at wal-mart, and that same wal-mart has a alcohol shop in the parking lot too. The drive through daqs on every corner thy don't I'd for the high schoolers are pretty cool too
LOL! Ive been to New Orleans and couldnt wait to leave! If Kansas is the bread Basket of America then that would make New Orleans the ass hole of America. I hated it!
9:54p: Perfect except the Hook 'em eh? Haha, we can work our differences out. ;D
3:27a: Hell yeah, I love you!
9:49a: You're pretty freaking awesome. ^^
This is, the hot Mexican girl btw from 10:00p. =P I can't believe I'm still following this thread. Love this site. Never fails to crack me up.
If the entire state's IQ is 725, then how did I manage to graduate high school a year early with a 3.7 and get into Harvard? I was just curious.
Everyone who hates Texas because they think it's full of rednecks is obviously very close-minded. So close-minded, in fact, that they think they are better than everyone. Those are the most close-minded of them all.
Yeah, Texas is fucking awesome. So are a lot of places. But this particular text was about Texas. If you don't like it, shut the hell up about it.
441 if ur from Alaska why the fuck r u on this site?? Shudnt u be icefishing; hugging a penguin or somethingg.. But yea anyway New York is def the best and I guess texas is pretty cool as well
Just got home to Austin after 3 weeks abroad... So glad to be back.
Austin fucking rules. Got the official title of "Hardest Drinking City in America" like a year ago. Not to mention ACL Fest and MarleyFest... we party hard.
EL PASO represent!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we are not racist, and Texas is the only state that would stir up such a controversy. We were our own damn country this is the biggest state in the lower 48.
i love this state, and everyone else is jealouuuus
Like many have said Texas is extremely diverse. The "racist rednecks" that the state is aparently filled with do exist, but you generally have to drive way out into the country to find them (as with almost any state), so as a reason for not visiting a major city it's a mute point. I have traveled all over North America and lived abroad, and I think Texas has so much to offer anyone who wants to visit or live here. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
In San Antonio they have Beer N' All. Drive thru margs, beer, kegs, daiquiris, and pretty much any other drink you can think of. As long as you keep it in the sealed package while driving, you're golden. How many other people are as proud of their state as Texans? Dallas is NOT South Oklahoma City. We have the Cowboys, Mavs, Stars and FC Dallas (the soccer team). I've lived in other places and travelled around the world and have never been so happy as when I returned to Texas.
i think the main reason so many people hate texas so much is because we brag about it so much :) they're just jealous their state isn't such a big deal. and there's really nothing you can say about texas that's going to change any of our minds. you're just wasting your time. :) and 4:21, when you said that the collective IQ was 725, i think you were thinking of the collective IQ A&M students, not the whole state. :p hook 'em!
I can't believe there are actually people from Louisiana here trying to make the one worth-while city they have seem like a paradise by talking about how they have "to go daiquiri" . What kind of wuss wants daiquiris? I'm from the great Hawaii, and have to bow before the greatest state TEXAS! Oh, and like have the US Armed Forces are Texans, don't fuck with them!
Only thing I have against Texas is the unbearably hot summers, but that was just based on one trip. Everyone who has ever been to Austin says it's amazing. Wish I could've visited.
omg I moved to TX last year and found out about their drive through Daiquiri stands... as long as the cup is 'taped' shut and the straw wrapper is still on, you're golden ;) Love it.
Texas is wonderful. Austin and College Station especially. There are many, many intelligent people here, contrary to popular stereotypes. Oh, and very attractive girls :)
When I first moved here, and found out the liquor stores closed at 9pm and weren't even open on Sundays I realized that I'd rather be anywhere but Texas. Not to mention, they stop selling beer at midnight AND the bars close at 2am too?!
Btw 2:37 (1) almost everyone in Texas is ugly, over-weight and retarded.
(Damn! I miss California..)
YOU suck cock. probably literally. because you're either an east coast gel hair guido or a west coast dirty tree hugging hippie. Either way, there's gratuitous cock, in and around your mouth.
"Ya'll can go to hell, I'm going to Texas"
-National patriot, Davy Crockett
Great thing about Texas is there are so many types of people every place you go. Travel up and down the coast of California and you'll find the same fucking annoying tree hugging elitist group of people. Texas > California
austin is the shit, you cant diss it , hot chicks and lenient drinking rules, boating and partying...but the rest of texas can get the hell out...bush fucked you guys
3:27
guess who got #1 baby
azusa pacific californias own evangelical christian school
il tell u the girls here simply think prayer has to do with simply being on ur knees
just moved to TX and it is what i call magical hot girl land. also, drive-up liquor stores are amazing. and if you want to go in and pick it out, they'll still carry it out to the car for you.
TEXAS is the best state, hands down. I've lived here for my whole life and I love it... wouldn't move anywhere else. I currently live in Dallas and think it's amazing. The girls are grade A++... now when people say Texas=Mexico, I agree that there are a lot of hispanics here. But that also makes it amazing b/c all the latina women are amazing too! Ranks of big cities in Texas as follows:
1) Dallas
2) Austin
3) Houston
4) San Antonio
oh God .. I miss texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :(
I go to college in mexico, and I love it (it doesn't matter if our straw is taped or if the cup's lid is on or not .. just get yourself a pretty safe and pretty eyes) but damn .. there is NOTHING like texas
GOD BLESS TEXAS!
5:11 is the asshole of america
drive through daiquiris+mardi gras+saints tailgating= my hometown and favorite city
and yes ive been outside of New Orleans
3:36 dont try to sound europian in Texas with the dostoyevsky, if you want ppl to like you there just fuck your sister, work hard in the field, and hold a shotgun
I agree with 3:59 and 4:09 they are both very intelligent. I live in oklahoma and have grown to hate Texas, (I know I know point beer an drive through liquor) but it doesnt matter when the collective IQ of the whole state is 725...
Yeahhh. Texas is pretty much the shit. Just throwing that out there lol. And I've been to a lot of places...I'm gonna be totally honest we have more than an average amount of hotties. Along with California and Florida.
ALL I HAVE TO STATE IS THAT BUSH IS NOT FROM TEXAS! He was born in connecticut, raised here in midland (which is in bfe podunk land) and when to high school in massacusets and college at yale. So don't blame us for all his stupidity.
Yup, it's called the Eskimo Hut. The one in San Marcos not only has daiquiris to go but hands down the cheapest pitchers in town! They've got this bad ass patio out back and you can sit there and drink beer all damn day...very nice.
now yall may understand why you see out of towners with the bumper sticker that says "I wasn't born in Texas, but, Damnit I got here as fast as I could!!"
Yes GOD BLESS TEXAS
Hey, texas may be the fattest state in the country, but you don't see the health nuts in california and what not getting tequila to go, now do you?
Texas = win
i think the rest of the US would maybe like texas a slight bit if a) it wasnt so retarded, b) it wasnt filled with texans, and/or c) it was given back to mexico as a day of the dead present.
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