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(509): View more from Washington

Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.

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(619): View more from California

His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.

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(315): View more from New York

I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do

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(720): View more from Colorado

Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.

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Glad to hear you raised your standards

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(914): View more from New York

The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?

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I don't understand but I'll be there in 5

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(609): View more from New Jersey

sleazy september. first one with mono loses.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.

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