By the grace of God and ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell you have been placed in contact with the _____ Chapter of the international fraternity of ___ ___ ___. This is Pledge ____ How may I be of service to you?
So, this one time, I was on a cell phone, and I went into a tunnel, and I lost the connection. It's okay, though, I was talking to my mother, and wanted to end the conversation without sounding like a douche.
-White Guy
Alexander Graham Bell didn't even invent the telephone. Someone else did but didn't have the money to push it, so Bell got the rights to it and then all the credit.
Just sayin'
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