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  My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.

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• Nothing better than 1$ Chinese food, steel reserve and waking up in the gutter

  Submitted by Rutherford on Apr 16, 10 at 3:06am

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• Best one bud of mine moved walking distance to a strip club. Bad move!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 15, 10 at 12:39pm

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• For the win.

  Submitted by brynmarie on Apr 15, 10 at 12:17pm

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• Respect!

  Submitted by dturcotte on Apr 15, 10 at 5:37pm

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• Definitely best :)

  Submitted by jellybeen101 on Apr 16, 10 at 10:05pm

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• Best argument for cloning I've ever seen.

  Submitted by Booberto on Apr 15, 10 at 11:43am

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• Best. FTW

  Submitted by allday on Apr 15, 10 at 5:05pm

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• epic win

  Submitted by dfenseless5yo on Apr 15, 10 at 5:44pm

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• Best.

  Submitted by NOsaint16 on Apr 15, 10 at 11:35am

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• Best!!

  Submitted by jfoo on Apr 15, 10 at 12:49pm

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• My apartment's the same, trust me it's THE BEST

  Submitted by WTFmate on Apr 15, 10 at 6:19pm

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• Best move!!

  Submitted by knomye on Apr 15, 10 at 1:55pm

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• Best! Hands down

  Submitted by DaNinja on Apr 15, 10 at 1:15pm

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• um. listen here, I have an ABC on my block, Krispy Kream next to that, mcdonalds across from KK, and boys that smoke me out for free next door. It's both amazing and terrible

  Submitted by mylifeiscrazy on Apr 19, 10 at 2:24am

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• Lol first to swallow my jizz

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 4:39pm

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• Fuck Welch

  Submitted by RumpleForeskin on Apr 15, 10 at 11:44am

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• Best\nIs that even a question...

  Submitted by chillstar on Apr 15, 10 at 5:55pm

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• First!!

  Submitted by paulattack1 on Apr 15, 10 at 11:35am

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  • To swallow my Jizz.

    Submitted by Booberto on Apr 15, 10 at 11:41am

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    • I love you, Booberto

      Submitted by hobogal on Apr 15, 10 at 4:10pm

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• this is what is within walking distance of my apt: subway, jimmy johns, potbellys, chipotle, pizza hut, qdoba,...etc, 5 liqour stores, and 10 bars. university of illinois shits on your life. (not to mention the chinese restaurant that is IN my building..) =]

  Submitted by apizzzzzle on Apr 15, 10 at 11:07pm

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• Best!

  Submitted by Wilko on Apr 15, 10 at 11:45am

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• Best. Ever.

  Submitted by MrChris on Apr 15, 10 at 3:43pm

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• Nigga please

  Submitted by FaceFucked on Apr 15, 10 at 11:42am

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• Best

  Submitted by cam792 on Apr 15, 10 at 2:35pm

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• you probably live in auburn ny then

  Submitted by jetbrew on Apr 15, 10 at 5:25pm

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  • im pretty sure there are liquor stores and chinese restaurants in EVERY fucking city in the country..

    Submitted by apizzzzzle on Apr 15, 10 at 11:08pm

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• Oh I get it. It's funny because the possible ramifications of mixing drunkeness and chinese buffet could turn out either good or bad. \n\n-Jeff

  Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 15, 10 at 8:35pm

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  • You're so smart. Here, suck on the meat stick.

    Submitted by Booberto on Apr 15, 10 at 11:11pm

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• Best til ur pukin chinese!

  Submitted by menda on Apr 16, 10 at 11:56pm

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• Said I love you but I lied.

  Submitted by michaelbolton on Apr 15, 10 at 12:51pm

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• this is my situation. it's awesome. no worries.

  Submitted by sheilaloo on Apr 16, 10 at 12:01pm

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