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  Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"

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• Ive hid in a cornfield from a cop from sneaking out too!!! WTF are cops doing at cornfields is he question...

  Submitted by skittlesteggie26 on Apr 21, 11 at 11:21pm

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• anyone who thinks this is fake apparently doesnt live in Iowa.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 4:10pm

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• I thought you'd never ask! I've been waiting 45 min for you to give me some.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:45am

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• And then I heard the banjos.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:58am

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• Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:25am

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• Yes! And ya... Of course, just because we say corn that means we are all redneck hicks!!! \nYou guys are so ignorant... \nI hope you realize that I can see corn from outside my house in three directions, but I also live in town and can see a McDonald's and about 20 houses.

  Submitted by carlyjo12 on Jul 14, 10 at 10:58am

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• cody hayes! holy hell, this state is WAAAY too small...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:58am

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• HAHA...9:46, you must not be from Iowa or never party outside because when you're not in a city, the cornfields are about the only place to hide..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:11pm

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• i would might say oral sex. i dont really like the term "head". that would be a kick ass place to be blown though.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:37pm

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• everyone in iowa has to have sex in a cornfield at least once!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:39pm

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  • Its almost an Iowan tradition. Haha

    Submitted by Cheyrae156 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:57am

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• "how do you feel about oral sex?" so fucking awakard. pretty sure he'd say head..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:15pm

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• Nice, runnin' away ftw.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:42am

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• after the banjo's you'd hear "you got a purdy mouth"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:37am

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• Dude, I live in Iowa, who the heck is Cody Hayes? As for the cornfields, well, why not? Lmao, nothing else to do if you're not in town.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:01pm

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• Haha, any guy who's ever gotten some before would ask that in a much more suttle way. :P

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:19am

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• the is awakard....lets try is out... 12:15 sooo how do you feel bout oral sex? hmmm i'm anonymous and that was still a little awarkard

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:34pm

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• Dude I would so have sex in a cornfield - just for the experience... its like joining the mile high club... something everyone should do... If he was talking about giving some oral sex and not recieving this would be hot...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:26pm

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• getting head. next to a head.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:39pm

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• I hope you went down on him, bro

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:23pm

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• well 9:46, i don't think that the OP wrote this text for this website. It was indeed a text message, therefore it was sent to someone who probably wanted to know exactly what happened. Which includes WHERE they ran into.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:45am

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• why does everyone assume the OT is a guy?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 5:05pm

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• Ohh do I love where I am from!!! I love Iowa!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:45pm

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• Hey! sounds like a cody hayes moment!!! :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:56am

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• Haha, I feel like this is something that has actually been said to me before. Which is priceless!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:23pm

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• Mmmmmm, fun and naughty(;

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:40pm

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• better butter that corn TONIGHT!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:27am

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• Did you have to mention cornfields and bolster the misinformed opinion of the world that everyone from Iowa is a hick on a farm?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:46am

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