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(727): View more from Florida

You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.

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(425): View more from Washington

She's clinging to me like a horny koala.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.

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(519): View more from Ontario

we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.

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(443): View more from Maryland

you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.

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