"You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout. I'm tellin' you why: You're 11 years old and you have an iPhone, you little shit." --Dave Chapelle
Dudes and dudettes. Stop being so closed-minded. Nowadays is FAR different from when we were kids. I'm an educator. I've caught 2nd graders in the closet naked and grinding, trying to have sex. And I've had 5 year old kids in my classes with cell phones and other electronic devices which I've had to confiscate. Way different world. They have technology and they learn the general idea of what dicks and pussies are way too young.
I know lots of little kids- 8 and some even younger- who's mentally retarded parents get them fucking iPhones, PSPs, iPods, you name it. It's called being a spoiled brat.
So even if the kid are great grade, nice, grateful kids they're spoiled brats for getting a gift? Fuck you all, if you got that stuff back than, would you be sayoing it? Nope, I didn't get that back than, see me caring? Nope
Everyone in my town has a cell phone. My cousin got one when he was 7 and a psp when he was 6. But also, just because you're rich doesn't mean you would have all that. Some conservative or reserved parents might not their kid to have that stuff yet.
why is it that 1/2 of the responses are from pedo's and the other 1/2 are from ppl more concerned bout the age of the sister and her having a cell. this is funny, i pity the poor bastard for having to explain himself the next day though.
not to stick up for 8 year olds with cell phones....but.....it's a scary ass world and kids need to check in with their parents when they are out playing or at a friends house......just saying
I know someone who just got his 9-year-old daughter a cell phone. It's fucking pathetic.
But somehow I don't think this one is real. But if it is, maybe the little girl doesn't yet know what "pussy" even means.
my nephew is six and has a sidekick. cell phone. with unlimited text messaging. he also has the PSP and ipod like someone was talking about. Spoiled brat, indeed. So this may or may not be a fake text. Regardless.. who cares.
It clearly says 8. My daughter has one who is 9. She talks to her father who lives in another state. My. Ex used to say he'd punish my pussy. His dick was too big so he was right. Secretly wishing I had that problem now.lol
8 yr olds don't have enough strength or coordination to give a HJ. He'll have to do it himself and just give her a load in the face. Kid's gotta learn sometime. Home schooling is safer
Ha, 8 isn't as bad as 4. But really wtfff? That's so damn young. What 8 year old needs a phone ? Nine if there friends probabaly have one and they would always be with there parents so yeah.
Yeah, this is BS...kids get cell phones at a young age, yes, but 8? give me a break. Either way I'm sure the 8 year old would still have no idea what a "pussy" is.
1:40 if you are an educator what are you doing surfing tfln during school hours when you are supposed to be molding young minds??? Maybe you are part of the problem?
Most 8 year olds are already having sex. It's kinda sad how parents are raising their kids nowadays. I'd say the kid would know what a pussy is though.
Sept. 19: 5:04, that's retarded. A 4 year old should never have an iPhone, or any cell, what good is it if they can't even dial their house, and how many friends does a 4 year old have? Dumbass..
why the hell does an 8 year old have a phone? who are you going to call or text at 8? and ipods? what music does an 8 year old listen to? I didnt get a phone till I was like 14 or something.
Why the fuck does your 8 year old sister have a cell phone? Jesus. Your parents are fucktards. Do they let her in chatrooms so she can talk to middle age men too? Or write love letters to guys in prison? What the hell is this world coming to?
why the fuck would and Eight year old have a cell phone, haven't you people heard of what cell phone radiation can do to the brain ESPECIALLY at such a young age !
Guys, 8 year olds having cell phones isn't that big of a deal. I got my first one as soon as I turned 3. You all obviously don't remember how difficult it is to get laid that young. I didn't get to lose my virginity until I was 5! That's old by today's standards. Please everyone, get in touch with the modern world!
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