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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.

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and what did he say?

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there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.

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You are a fantastic person.

Submitted by Enmor on Jul 28, 10 at 9:12am

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Rule 69: It doesn't have to be December 25th for it to be christmas.

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 28, 10 at 9:11am

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Gonna be awesome when all the guys cumming buckets over this text find out its from a dude.

Submitted by tittydickmoses on Jul 28, 10 at 9:41am

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- Then all the girls can enjoy it instead.
  
  Submitted by SugarCrystal on Dec 22, 19 at 7:53pm
  
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I am gonna call every number in the 614 area code until I find you. You're that awesome!!!

Submitted by thohug on Jul 28, 10 at 9:16am

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Yes, Virgin, there is a Santa Claus.

Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 28, 10 at 10:10am

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You need to reproduce......there should be more people like you in the world!

Submitted by Filter on Jul 28, 10 at 10:32am

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How does anyone consider this a bad night?!?

Submitted by daywalker91 on Jul 28, 10 at 11:24am

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Can you be my friend too please?

Submitted by Mikey205 on Jul 28, 10 at 11:05am

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How does one become a saint in the church? Because you are well on your way.

Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jul 28, 10 at 9:15am

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What a friend. Friends I guess since someone else was needed for the threesome.

Submitted by catface on Jul 28, 10 at 9:16am

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Ah, Columbus.. Stay classy.

Submitted by ohirawr on Jul 28, 10 at 5:17pm

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Well at least you're good for something to someone. Let's hope he doesn't get the STI experience from you as well...

Submitted by Taipan on Jul 28, 10 at 10:16am

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You, my dear, are a god.

Submitted by beastlysucker on Jul 28, 10 at 11:46am

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I wish all my chick friends were that way

Submitted by sirhc on Jul 28, 10 at 3:07pm

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Good girl!

Submitted by blancolex300 on Jul 28, 10 at 5:02pm

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I'm a Chick and I like you!!

Submitted by raverbaby on Jul 29, 10 at 4:42am

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The daughter of god.

Submitted by Spambot on Jul 29, 10 at 12:54am

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I love you

Submitted by stepdog on Jul 28, 10 at 10:02am

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You deserve a trophy.

Submitted by Rafaigon on Jul 29, 10 at 1:57am

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I was aNaL (ized) once and it was an experience I enjoyed greatly. Don't knock it until you've tried it. Threesome, hmmm maybe someday?

Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 28, 10 at 10:46pm

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He had to be a virgin. Who never do a least one of those things. Serious have 69 but bring on the other two.

Submitted by MissGi on Aug 19, 10 at 1:50am

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Ahh the ol' good samaritan. Classic.

Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 28, 10 at 12:50pm

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Why aren't more women like you??

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 10 at 11:31am

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- Because some of them have self respect.
  
  Submitted by Taipan on Jul 28, 10 at 11:52am
  
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  - Get over yourself.
    
    Submitted by arcturus0688 on Jul 28, 10 at 2:20pm
    
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    Nope.
    
    Submitted by Taipan on Jul 28, 10 at 2:26pm
    
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Mmm anal...

Submitted by ryno24 on Jul 28, 10 at 9:09am

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this is how all whores should be..you are a wonderful person

Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 28, 10 at 2:21pm

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Will you marry me?

Submitted by IMMORTAL_D12 on Aug 18, 10 at 3:04pm

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Where in Columbus can I find you??

Submitted by wrestle614 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:58am

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Can I have your # 

Submitted by urmeatydildo on Jul 28, 10 at 9:41am

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What would be funny is if he lied when he told her that so she'd pity fuck him.

Submitted by AXLP on Jul 29, 10 at 5:58am

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I'm still a vergin... Hellllllppppp meeeeee :(

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 10 at 11:47pm

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Hallelujiah!

Submitted by mswims on Jul 28, 10 at 10:29am

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uloool

Submitted by 5712 on Jul 30, 10 at 5:55pm

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yo, Arcturus, your named after a fucking star constellation. how about YOU get over yourself.

Submitted by jordan13 on Jul 28, 10 at 3:48pm

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- The fuck does my alias have to do with her being a prude cunt?
  
  Submitted by arcturus0688 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:13pm
  
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  - Nothing. You go prance around in the stars all you want hon. And I'm not being a "prude cunt" for suggesting that maybe some chicks should learn that they can be more than a sex toy.
    
    Submitted by Taipan on Jul 29, 10 at 12:04am
    
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    I am sure those chicks know they can, they just choose not to. Get over it, and yourself. My alias=/=my opinion of myself.
    
    Submitted by arcturus0688 on Jul 29, 10 at 12:11am
    
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    Actually many of them suffer from low self-esteem or male attention issues.
    
    Submitted by Taipan on Jul 29, 10 at 12:23am
    
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    Actually, you suffer from the Victorian delusion that women have no sex drive. I am a chick, and I love sex, with or without love behind it. (if the guy knows what he is doing... so not with you)
    
    Submitted by feddokro on Jul 30, 10 at 11:52pm
    
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He is lying, duh.

Submitted by cmiyc on Jul 28, 10 at 9:41am

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Marry me

Submitted by creepshades on Jul 28, 10 at 1:44pm

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Try asking Santa for that

Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:33pm

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I agree

Submitted by iagree on Jul 28, 10 at 9:40am

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It's a dude though. The person he's talking about has only given/recieved head. SWIM.

Submitted by ackritebatch on Jul 29, 10 at 7:34am

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were are there more girl like this!?

Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 19, 10 at 11:38pm

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My hero..

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 10 at 11:31am

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I think this girl is a nursery caregiver that I know. Nothing she wouldn't do

Submitted by shadyj1 on Aug 7, 10 at 2:33am

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So you had a threesome with another guy, had him screw him up the ass and then 69 with him? You are cruel.

Submitted by patsfan5252 on Jul 28, 10 at 12:13pm

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