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(937): View more from Ohio

as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.

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If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people

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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.

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