It is a terrible crime to make a unicorn sweat. Drinking the sweat of a unicorn will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death. But at a terrible price.
These threads used to be somewhat entertaining...but people like "big tone", "quiet guy" and the fuck wad "you're" guy...it is no longer tolerable...thanks for ruining a good thing you fuckers!!
^Actually, good point. It would have involved a few guys and probably a funnel of some sort.... thats fuckin disgusting!
Even tho baby food jars are small, splooge is smaller for sure
Did someone just say they want to have a civilized conversation in a topic that refers to semen as unicorn sweat. I'm sorry for ruining your discussions on the stock market, politics, Faulkner, and Baby Batter.
Please proceed
I had a roommate in college who saved his jack-off spooge in a soup can on his night stand. We got his nasty ass kicked out of the dorms after a disgustingly long two weeks.
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