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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it

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U really want his number? Let me know.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:17am

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>implying you could ever find a man to want babies with you

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:13am

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atta girl!! I wanna meet this guy when ur done with him

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:13am

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I once fucked a girl so hard that she had children in the future to text about.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:52am

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the line is so old my ancestor's children got impressed!

Submitted by canonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:33am

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Yeah what was his number

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:55am

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Ur great grandma felt it to

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:39am

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Slut

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:22pm

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For shits and giggles, I hope the speaker is male.

Submitted by enginesgovroom on Feb 22, 10 at 5:34pm

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Ur a fucking liar

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 6:53am

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LOUISVILE!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 6:47am

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What if ur future children got pregnant if one of them was a girl? Is that illegal?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:05pm

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I bet that about 80% of the TFLN readers are 15 year old virgins, who never actually experienced sex. That's why every post about sex and masturbation get a lot of thumbs up.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:00pm

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- Or maybe we just like sex and masturbation.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Feb 23, 10 at 12:10am
  
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His number is (insert my number here). Call him and he'll tear your vagina a new vagina.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:14am

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Never have I once said "she fucked me so hard my "any type of relative" felt it. Impossible for guys. But most of us have said " her pussy was so tight that I think my dick has a permanent curvature now."

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:08am

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Gigidy gigidy alllllllll riiight

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:23am

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i've had those...ahhhh good times

Submitted by drrrc on Feb 22, 10 at 2:14am

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:03am

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Omg that's awesome

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:19am

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Nicccccccccccce

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:32pm

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It smells like supdog in there

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:30pm

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What the fuck?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:50pm

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Very nice

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:14am

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Whore!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:24am

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4:00 i bet youre one of those 15 yr old virgins

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:14pm

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Fuck you and your racist mess 12:17

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:50am

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Sounds like me on my evening cocktail of: Lortab 10mg, medium sized Redbull and half a Viagra.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:12am

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Nice

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:07am

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Rough sex = <3 I can't get enough.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:25pm

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Whore

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:10am

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I can do that!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:07pm

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I'd do ya one better ;)

Submitted by dante411 on May 15, 11 at 7:29pm

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this is so old. go fuck a donkey.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:58am

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Niiice!

Submitted by drunkchick26 on Feb 22, 10 at 4:58pm

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Congrats on having twins.

Submitted by zinger on Feb 22, 10 at 4:55pm

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I love this

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:16pm

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GET SOME!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:59am

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Story of my life.

Submitted by shhhhhyourdrunk on Apr 12, 10 at 7:20pm

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Reppin the ville !

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:57pm

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White power

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:44pm

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