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  Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?

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  I get to be your mom.

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• what. the. fuck.

  Submitted by effyeahrenocore on Apr 27, 11 at 2:08pm

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• The moment of birth? Or the moment of conception? Moment of birth just sounds painful

  Submitted by StonedSober on Apr 27, 11 at 4:08pm

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• Who's your daddy?

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 27, 11 at 10:12pm

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• Thanks for proving Freud right

  Submitted by Phys on Apr 27, 11 at 2:50pm

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• Ooh I hope it was a C section.

  Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Apr 27, 11 at 5:56pm

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• Gotta be the worst "lets have sex" line i've heard in a while..

  Submitted by bensanders on Apr 27, 11 at 2:37pm

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  • no hun. birth is the opposite of sex.

    Submitted by dyzzie on Apr 27, 11 at 10:19pm

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• Best thing I've ever heard. Lmao

  Submitted by AshipherSmithers on Apr 28, 11 at 8:46am

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• Idk..I thought this was funny lol

  Submitted by syn_ on Apr 27, 11 at 8:12pm

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• I feel like this is the definition of bromance

  Submitted by loserrr on Apr 27, 11 at 3:27pm

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• Wear a helmet in case u just fall out

  Submitted by niteride on Jul 10, 12 at 9:37pm

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