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(503): View more from Oregon

Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?

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(224): View more from Illinois

How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?

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(613): View more from Ontario

You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"

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(386): View more from Florida

Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts

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Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat

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(714): View more from California

Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!

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(702): View more from Nevada

I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes

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(647): View more from Ontario

A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.

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