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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"

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The New York Knicks?

Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 10, 14 at 7:14am

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an unopened, and (amazingly enough) unbroken sleeve of saltine crackers?

Submitted by LemmePhister1234 on Jan 10, 14 at 7:43am

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Waldo.... I bet it was Waldo!!!!

Submitted by 6pak on Jan 10, 14 at 3:56pm

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his and hers class rings?

Submitted by GaToRxxx420 on Jan 10, 14 at 6:50am

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Your dignity? Nah I'm just kidding whores don't have dignity...

Submitted by Blackwalt13 on Jan 10, 14 at 10:26am

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My house arrest ankle bracelet?

Submitted by Harly9 on Jan 10, 14 at 9:43pm

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The sperm from about 12 different guys?

Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 10, 14 at 11:58am

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The football team???

Submitted by 6pak on Jan 10, 14 at 1:34pm

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A bloody midget? 4 watches, a set of keys, and 2 class rings? A block of crusty dried semen? Your brother's tounge? Half a hotdog? The sixth dimension of the universe? Filth? The remote contol? Herpes? I give up.

Submitted by W_T_F on Jan 11, 14 at 9:50am

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A dog chew toy?

Submitted by Roosterjuice2 on Jan 10, 14 at 7:09am

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It wasn't dignity that's for sure

Submitted by shne on Jan 10, 14 at 3:07pm

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was it Steve?

Submitted by jokinjoe20 on Jan 10, 14 at 11:40am

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Let's not

Submitted by cincygirl25 on Jan 10, 14 at 11:51pm

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A fist? Foot? A Pecker? Or an STD??

Submitted by cooterbooter on Jan 10, 14 at 3:55pm

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Yeast Infection? Herpes?

Submitted by MeOlly on Jan 11, 14 at 11:04am

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Leftover cum???

Submitted by PizdaLvr on Jan 11, 14 at 7:37am

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Um,....a maglight?

Submitted by revjim on Jan 10, 14 at 6:43pm

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I wondered where I left my car keys

Submitted by AngrySailor on Jan 10, 14 at 11:06pm

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Herpes

Submitted by jbrons on Jan 10, 14 at 8:27am

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Oh no...

Submitted by GutterBalls on Jan 12, 14 at 10:15pm

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A fist?

Submitted by cooterbooter on Jan 10, 14 at 3:53pm

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Ruh roh.

Submitted by kin_in_in on Jan 10, 14 at 12:06pm

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A bird? A plane? That midget from last Thursday?

Submitted by lithan on Jan 11, 14 at 10:46am

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A baby?

Submitted by MILF68 on Jan 10, 14 at 1:23pm

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A baby?

Submitted by MILF68 on Jan 12, 14 at 7:59am

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Well.... We know it wasn't self respect...

Submitted by Gambit215 on Jan 11, 14 at 10:58am

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A baby?....

Submitted by BusterHymen2 on Jan 10, 14 at 6:23pm

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a kid

Submitted by wallflower11 on Jan 10, 14 at 12:13pm

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Let's not. Eww.

Submitted by Bimmergirl on Jan 11, 14 at 11:38am

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Your car keys?

Submitted by revjim on Jan 11, 14 at 12:23pm

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Warts.

Submitted by texastextwhore on Jan 11, 14 at 2:02am

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was it Steve?

Submitted by jokinjoe20 on Jan 11, 14 at 2:04pm

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A midget? That "lost" vibrator? 17 used condoms? An empty can of lube? The missing tip off your bf 's pussy whip?\n\nCome on and tell us

Submitted by okieraider71 on Jan 12, 14 at 2:50am

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Herpes??

Submitted by Dsim1210 on Jan 11, 14 at 11:08pm

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Maggots

Submitted by dmp612 on Jan 10, 14 at 8:32am

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Set of car keys for a '73 Volkswagen?

Submitted by hogfish on Jan 11, 14 at 11:53am

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Your morals?

Submitted by PenisVagina on Feb 7, 14 at 11:04am

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Not your dignity

Submitted by svenrod10 on Jan 10, 14 at 2:52pm

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Legos?

Submitted by Dustbunny13313 on Jan 19, 14 at 5:45pm

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Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 10, 14 at 7:14am

Submitted by LemmePhister1234 on Jan 10, 14 at 7:43am

Submitted by 6pak on Jan 10, 14 at 3:56pm

Submitted by GaToRxxx420 on Jan 10, 14 at 6:50am

Submitted by Blackwalt13 on Jan 10, 14 at 10:26am

Submitted by Harly9 on Jan 10, 14 at 9:43pm

Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 10, 14 at 11:58am

Submitted by 6pak on Jan 10, 14 at 1:34pm

Submitted by W_T_F on Jan 11, 14 at 9:50am

Submitted by Roosterjuice2 on Jan 10, 14 at 7:09am

Submitted by shne on Jan 10, 14 at 3:07pm

Submitted by jokinjoe20 on Jan 10, 14 at 11:40am

Submitted by cincygirl25 on Jan 10, 14 at 11:51pm

Submitted by cooterbooter on Jan 10, 14 at 3:55pm

Submitted by MeOlly on Jan 11, 14 at 11:04am

Submitted by PizdaLvr on Jan 11, 14 at 7:37am

Submitted by revjim on Jan 10, 14 at 6:43pm

Submitted by AngrySailor on Jan 10, 14 at 11:06pm

Submitted by jbrons on Jan 10, 14 at 8:27am

Submitted by GutterBalls on Jan 12, 14 at 10:15pm

Submitted by cooterbooter on Jan 10, 14 at 3:53pm

Submitted by kin_in_in on Jan 10, 14 at 12:06pm

Submitted by lithan on Jan 11, 14 at 10:46am

Submitted by MILF68 on Jan 10, 14 at 1:23pm

Submitted by MILF68 on Jan 12, 14 at 7:59am

Submitted by Gambit215 on Jan 11, 14 at 10:58am

Submitted by BusterHymen2 on Jan 10, 14 at 6:23pm

Submitted by wallflower11 on Jan 10, 14 at 12:13pm

Submitted by Bimmergirl on Jan 11, 14 at 11:38am

Submitted by revjim on Jan 11, 14 at 12:23pm

Submitted by texastextwhore on Jan 11, 14 at 2:02am

Submitted by jokinjoe20 on Jan 11, 14 at 2:04pm

Submitted by okieraider71 on Jan 12, 14 at 2:50am

Submitted by Dsim1210 on Jan 11, 14 at 11:08pm

Submitted by dmp612 on Jan 10, 14 at 8:32am

Submitted by hogfish on Jan 11, 14 at 11:53am

Submitted by PenisVagina on Feb 7, 14 at 11:04am

Submitted by svenrod10 on Jan 10, 14 at 2:52pm

Submitted by Dustbunny13313 on Jan 19, 14 at 5:45pm

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