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  hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"

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• "I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure, but I never fornicated anybody."

  Submitted by Barbarella32 on May 16, 12 at 6:25pm

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• Only because you fed someone undercooked chicken.

  Submitted by porksword on May 16, 12 at 5:48pm

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• I'm confused. You told your friend's mom she wouldn't sh!t right for a month or you told someone else and your friend's mom overheard? Because that changes everything

  Submitted by SSmackk on May 16, 12 at 6:23pm

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• Was that right after she told you "But I poop from there!"?

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 16, 12 at 9:48pm

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• Baybee ruuuuth?

  Submitted by cannabislecter on May 16, 12 at 5:07pm

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• Bad Santa

  Submitted by acerzz on May 16, 12 at 6:03pm

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• Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

  Submitted by GA_Peach on May 17, 12 at 4:04am

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  • There, something entertaining.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 17, 12 at 4:06am

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    • FAIL

      Submitted by DavidWnC on May 17, 12 at 6:12am

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    • Was it trying to get the peanut butter off the roof of its mouth?

      Submitted by porksword on May 17, 12 at 9:09am

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  • KNOT

    Submitted by highlikekites on May 17, 12 at 9:06am

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  • I don't know I just picked a fml, copied and pasted.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 17, 12 at 4:15pm

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• you're*****

  Submitted by keto06 on May 16, 12 at 4:40pm

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• Bad Santa fail

  Submitted by CaptSquirrelnuts on May 17, 12 at 12:45am

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• So much cheese!!!!

  Submitted by jokinjoe20 on May 16, 12 at 7:56pm

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• Fail much, bro?

  Submitted by Grandmother on May 16, 12 at 4:24pm

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• this is some how the best night and the worst night. I suppose that's fair...

  Submitted by aawwsshheett on May 17, 12 at 3:37pm

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