I'm confused. You told your friend's mom she wouldn't sh!t right for a month or you told someone else and your friend's mom overheard? Because that changes everything
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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