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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.

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I'll bet she teaches ethics.

Submitted by porksword on Feb 27, 12 at 3:40pm

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- Do as I say not as (or who) I do?
  
  Submitted by Kirak on Feb 27, 12 at 6:31pm
  
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- Again, well done pork
  
  Submitted by BE4TmyM34T on Feb 27, 12 at 9:42pm
  
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I think the term whore is extremely appropriate in this case

Submitted by drose4 on Feb 27, 12 at 3:26pm

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- this is beyond whore-dom it's something much worse. we need to know her name so this is synonymous with her
  
  Submitted by yumyum05 on Feb 27, 12 at 3:55pm
  
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  - Omg agreed
    
    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Feb 27, 12 at 4:46pm
    
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    gigawhore...omnislut
    
    Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 27, 12 at 7:13pm
    
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    I think this goes beyond those two terms
    
    Submitted by meteoricthrone on Feb 27, 12 at 9:09pm
    
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I think she won the whore-off. I hope she won the whore-off...

Submitted by VoidyWins on Feb 27, 12 at 3:36pm

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skanks like this should be sterilized

Submitted by ck24 on Feb 27, 12 at 3:38pm

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- Like prison back in the 50's. Mandatory delousing upon discovery of that high a level of whoreness.
  
  Submitted by Nate087 on Feb 27, 12 at 8:31pm
  
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Congratulations on being a garbage crotch.

Submitted by shitbat78 on Feb 27, 12 at 7:26pm

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You've got some major problems dear.

Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Feb 27, 12 at 3:40pm

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Plain and simple, this person is jut awful.

Submitted by somebody_020202 on Feb 27, 12 at 4:07pm

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Whore: Level 60

Submitted by friedbunnies on Feb 27, 12 at 5:27pm

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Please, please be a college professor or aide...

Submitted by janned on Feb 27, 12 at 7:14pm

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You need to not have sex anymore. Ever. With anyone.

Submitted by xandrasm on Feb 28, 12 at 12:30am

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What about the idiot that's married that she slept with....his ass is just as guilty....not that she was right either.

Submitted by hotone on Feb 28, 12 at 2:21am

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Learn to use condoms and stop fucking your students. Ugh. And I hope your fuckbuddy's wife knows about you, but I suspect she doesn't.

Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 28, 12 at 1:54am

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Gross...

Submitted by kantiankitten on Feb 27, 12 at 4:49pm

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You give teachers a terrible name

Submitted by MsNissa on Feb 27, 12 at 5:53pm

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I think it might be time to learn how to close your legs. It can be a very valuable skill!

Submitted by rosa_rouge on Feb 28, 12 at 12:15am

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Typical psych teacher.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 27, 12 at 4:54pm

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are you the yoga instructor from the post before?

Submitted by SammyiAmmy on Feb 27, 12 at 9:19pm

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awesome. I voted positive just for the fact that you somehow are dirty enough to pull this off.

Submitted by thebatman on Feb 27, 12 at 4:08pm

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If she's a hot college prof, I can't imagine why anyone would look down on her. Oh wait, chlamydia and married fuck buddy. But the student part is totally OK

Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 27, 12 at 4:22pm

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Air force maybe?

Submitted by hombrelobo27 on Feb 28, 12 at 8:29am

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I have seen some raunchy posts in my days. But, this "girl" can really suck the mayo out of a foot long hot dog.

Submitted by rue4games on Feb 27, 12 at 11:09pm

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Could be a homosexual or bisexual man.

Submitted by MuffinW on Mar 4, 12 at 1:17pm

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Stay classy Oakland County MI.

Submitted by JJdoggie on Feb 27, 12 at 9:42pm

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Holy mega slut!

Submitted by saraapooo on Feb 29, 12 at 6:56pm

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great way to lead by example. hope someone find out who you are.

Submitted by jojo1983 on Feb 28, 12 at 9:30pm

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Man whore. Totally.

Submitted by optimistnomore on Feb 27, 12 at 5:08pm

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Lmfao ppl r nasty

Submitted by mobprincess on Feb 29, 12 at 1:18am

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Alas whore-atio she knew them well...well, not really

Submitted by porthos9438 on Feb 28, 12 at 12:06pm

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one busy woman....get it grL!

Submitted by thizgrL on Feb 28, 12 at 7:49am

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Damn. You are one hot mess. See if you can try

Submitted by kcs99 on Feb 28, 12 at 2:07am

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Finally one from my city... Not embarrassing at all... :-/

Submitted by teerochelle on Feb 27, 12 at 5:27pm

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Slutasaurus Rex, anyone?

Submitted by wh0aitzsarah on Feb 28, 12 at 9:53am

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Just because she had chlamydia doesn't make her a whore. I got it from my boyfriend who got it off some other girl. The rest of the shits pretty bad though. \nOh and heads up, chlamydia medication makes you want to throw up big time.

Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 28, 12 at 6:40am

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Her whore levels are OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by drpunjabi38 on Mar 23, 12 at 1:31pm

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still would!

Submitted by Cocaineranger on Feb 27, 12 at 8:11pm

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Maybe shes a yoga teacher

Submitted by trainwreckd on Feb 27, 12 at 4:53pm

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Gross

Submitted by nilesf1 on Apr 21, 13 at 12:19am

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nasty whore

Submitted by thatbakedbytch on Jul 13, 12 at 10:57pm

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This is wrong in so many ways, oh well.

Submitted by XxEmoBitchxX on Mar 19, 12 at 6:03pm

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I read this thinking it was a guy too

Submitted by brittay37 on Feb 28, 12 at 7:48pm

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I bet you suck a mean dick.

Submitted by Mikey62 on Mar 9, 12 at 8:37am

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@kevin promiscuity and homosexuality have NOTHING to do with each other. Get it together buddy this isn't the 80's!!!

Submitted by mobprincess on Feb 29, 12 at 1:15am

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This is why girls get called whores. Very un-classy to brag about.

Submitted by kd4581 on Aug 27, 14 at 11:01pm

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If this person is this promiscuous, it might be a g a y guy.

Submitted by Kevin201 on Feb 27, 12 at 7:54pm

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