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  Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.

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• Pretty pissed on huh?

  Submitted by jake695 on Jul 7, 13 at 2:35pm

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• Lol.

  Submitted by Dsapeer on Jul 7, 13 at 6:08pm

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• If your mom finds out what you tried to use it for, she's going to be more pissed than you.

  Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jul 8, 13 at 6:55am

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• You piece of shit, you deserve it for trying to cheat. Just be clean. Thank God you won't get that job!!

  Submitted by slucketlist on Jul 8, 13 at 6:19am

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  • chill out. I don't smoke anymore and I'm all for people get clean as well...but honestly, who cares? did dude's failed drug test keep you from getting a job? yeah, didn't think so. please fornicate yourself with a roll of razor wire.

    Submitted by TheNorwegian on Jul 8, 13 at 10:34pm

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• Imagine how pissed the poor bastard who has to clean it up feels

  Submitted by ck24 on Jul 7, 13 at 3:24pm

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• You should have used a Whizzinator instead of a turkey baster. Amateur!

  Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 7, 13 at 8:15pm

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• You sir, are quite puny.

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Jul 7, 13 at 10:38pm

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• Haha. Good luck passing that drug test.

  Submitted by sagus on Jul 8, 13 at 12:11am

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• Huzzah!

  Submitted by thirrteen on Jul 7, 13 at 7:21pm

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• I see what you did there

  Submitted by Lachrym0se on Jul 8, 13 at 2:07am

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• Ba-dum ching.

  Submitted by ShadowRider on Jul 7, 13 at 4:18pm

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