You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
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Hey, man. Beggars can't be choosers. You can always use more twitter followers.
It's like an online walk of shame!
...that never ends.
You mean Michael Fitzpatrick? It was because he's g@y. His boyfriend is Patrick Fitzmichael.
So what you're saying is... One night stands shouldn't follow you on twitter. *Looks at followers after deleting one night stands* Followers: 1
If you really cared, you could just block him, kinda like your last boyfriend
Poke
aye an this one hides me boondock saints DVD..an this one hides me lucky charms..an this one hides me carbomb...
and me dear Sainted Mither made me this one on the first day I passed out at the Pub...
One pillow comfortably stores at least 4 beers on the downside.
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