Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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Such sweet naïveté.
You gotta love public education.
"Doe. My last name is Doe."
I could tell you, but then...
<chirp. chirp chirp.>
Who cares about last names? I don't know most people's until they eventually add me to FB.
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