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  I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.

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  That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.

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• That, my friend is how you get 50 new STDs a year

  Submitted by drose4 on Mar 28, 12 at 1:48pm

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• It's assholes like you that make life tough for anyone actually looking for something meaningful...fuck you buddy

  Submitted by mthib on Mar 28, 12 at 1:21pm

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• Weird... I always thought Barney Stinson used eharmony...

  Submitted by harley07babe on Mar 28, 12 at 2:54pm

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• I call bullshit on 50 new ones a year.

  Submitted by jimalston on Mar 28, 12 at 2:37pm

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  • Well yeah, it's like asking a fisherman how he did that day. You can usually subtract about 60-90% from the number he gives you.

    Submitted by sterf on Mar 28, 12 at 2:46pm

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• 1. comments like that make you seem jealous.\n\n2. not everyone is cut out for something meaningful. 3. stop blaming other people for why you cant get a girl and start striving to be better than the op

  Submitted by gabraham on Mar 28, 12 at 1:54pm

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  • First rational, none one sided thing i've heard on this site yet.

    Submitted by 830_210 on Mar 28, 12 at 2:14pm

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• Op never once said these 50 girls are attractive. high quantity does not equal high quality.

  Submitted by Fourstar on Mar 29, 12 at 8:22am

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• 50 chicks a year isn't that improbably.. Thats a random chick every week.. In a college town with lots of bars and low standards, baggin' a different girl every week wouldn't be too hard.

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 28, 12 at 7:31pm

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• Totally agree with the other guy. Fuxk u dude

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 12 at 1:44pm

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• 6 trumps 8? so he lets a chance to seal the deal go for a first date? strange.

  Submitted by polacke on Mar 29, 12 at 1:21pm

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• 50 chicks a year who can't get laid without the help of match.com. Fuckin sweet dude.

  Submitted by HyperColorz on Mar 29, 12 at 12:13am

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• Total meatheads :)

  Submitted by haynay23 on Mar 29, 12 at 1:07am

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• Congratulations asshole.

  Submitted by anjelita on Mar 29, 12 at 3:01pm

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• Any girl would want to post...that's how she gets 50 new guys a year and 50 weekend free meal/drinks?

  Submitted by haynay23 on Mar 29, 12 at 1:08am

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• If you're goal in life is to be an asshole I think it's safe to say you've succeeded!

  Submitted by anjelita on Mar 29, 12 at 4:46am

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• HA! Wow, I think you're the guy I'm sleeping with...

  Submitted by bohemianfling on Mar 29, 12 at 2:55am

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• You sir, are a god. I hope to meet you one day.

  Submitted by SethFrank33 on Mar 28, 12 at 10:32pm

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• You're disgusting.

  Submitted by MTSJsgirl on Mar 28, 12 at 10:07pm

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• No you don't.

  Submitted by beertablet on Mar 28, 12 at 9:34pm

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• This is amazing. Only problem here is there could be two very pissed off girls hunting you down the next day.

  Submitted by SMASHLEY802 on Mar 29, 12 at 8:51am

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• and they said statistics was good for nothing....

  Submitted by snowman87 on Mar 28, 12 at 11:04pm

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• Fucked up on so many levels.. U will die alone!

  Submitted by malenao on Mar 29, 12 at 3:24am

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• 6 trumps 8? so he lets a chance to seal the deal go for a first date? strange.

  Submitted by polacke on Mar 28, 12 at 11:57pm

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• You should be a motivational speaker.

  Submitted by Thompson11 on Mar 28, 12 at 1:18pm

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• 6 CAN always trump 8. Not that it will. Hence an 8!

  Submitted by ly0ntamer on Mar 29, 12 at 8:01am

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• Please get checked

  Submitted by jorykusy on Apr 4, 12 at 12:18pm

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• Yo I totally agree with the op, to the guys hatin cuz u can't find a gf or something, hit the gym lol.

  Submitted by becoolbobby on Mar 28, 12 at 3:20pm

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