Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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the retreat of the cape from normal everyday style was the beginning of the downfall of society
Where the hell are theaters a dollar? Last movie I saw cost me $15
There are plenty of second-run discount theaters around and it's common to refer to them as the "Dollar theater" even if the ticket price is $2 or $3.
It's ok eightyeight - your uncle will take you back
Livin' the LIIIIFE. =P
What's sunnybrook?
Really cheap whiskey...
Sunnybrook is whiskey
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