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(630): View more from Illinois

Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...

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(956): View more from Texas

Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.

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(213): View more from California

Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.

(201): View more from New Jersey

... and if i was..

(213): View more from California

Fuck. You.

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(678): View more from Georgia

You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?

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(714): View more from California

But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?

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(607): View more from New York

I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.

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