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  I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole

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  There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian

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• Anonymous said... Yeah, people from Seattle are pretty fucked up. That's why we liv in Everett, the good ol 425 Anonymous said... LOL, so that's what UW students do to their Huskies! Haha GO COUGS!!! Anonymous said... I live in pullman, so I'm with whoever it was who said.. GO COUGS! Anonymous said... this is why Cougs are better =) go cougs ...i hate you all

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:11am

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• LOL! same thing happened to me once. i was pushing my dog helping him climb into the car and BLOOP finger up the poop. poor dog kind of avoided me for a while.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:18pm

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• My stomach hurts...I feel like I need to make this my facebook quote

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:29am

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• I laughed out loud at that!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:22pm

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• pretty sure i know this kid...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:53pm

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  • same

    Submitted by cove420 on Nov 23, 11 at 11:29pm

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• LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO my mom is like wtf are you laughing at in there!?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:16pm

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• i lol'd and peed a little

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:27pm

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• LMAO... Huskies go for the wrong hole... Cougars go for the right hole. Go Cougs!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:38pm

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• BAHAHAHAHA omg *wipes away tears* that made my friggin day XD

  Submitted by JockeyGirl on Mar 28, 10 at 5:05pm

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• someone from seattle would say that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:06am

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• I hope he washed his hands before he texted that.

  Submitted by Amaroq on Feb 4, 10 at 4:51am

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• HAHAHAHA!!! I cant stop laughing!

  Submitted by AzIvy75 on Jun 25, 10 at 2:13am

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• FUNNY ahhhahaahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:24pm

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• haha this just made my day

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:14am

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• Ive been going through tfln for like a hour now and this one just made me cry i laughed so hard...good job

  Submitted by watwatwat138 on Mar 23, 11 at 7:57pm

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• LOL, so that's what UW students do to their Huskies! Haha GO COUGS!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:58pm

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• ::Looks at the area code and shakes my head:: It could just as easily be from someone on Bainbridge 'Brainless' Island, I really wouldn't put it past either one of em.

  Submitted by Warm_Waters19 on May 16, 10 at 2:11am

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• I legitimately laughed out loud upon reading this. Disgusting and hilarious at the same time, way to be totally awesome America

  Submitted by seniorsuave on Dec 9, 10 at 6:08pm

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• Bahaha... There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian... Bahahahahahahahahahahahah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:58pm

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• I laughed so hard my side hurt, im sure the dog wasn't too happy! lol or was he?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:11am

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• and i guarantee you smelled your finger before you washed it

  Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:00pm

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• I actually had to look into this one because I was CERTAIN that it was a conversation between my best friend and his wife.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:13am

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• it was accidental, yes, but why didnt you stop?!?!?! that poor dog!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:02pm

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• Ahahaha i did that to mt cat on accidented. I screamed very loud, my mom was about ready to call 911

  Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:41pm

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• haha thats the funniest i have read all day

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:37pm

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• Ooohhhh...

  Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:07pm

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• lmfaoooooooo this had me laughing for a good 5 min. too funny!

  Submitted by babbyj3ss1108 on Oct 11, 11 at 8:37pm

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• Hahaha I like this so much.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:11pm

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• ZOMG LULZZ

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 6:53pm

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• i am crying right now that shit is so funny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:27pm

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• Yeah, people from Seattle are pretty fucked up. That's why we liv in Everett, the good ol 425

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:06am

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• haaaaahah this made me laugh out loud

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:21pm

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• hahaha thats not good! i live in washington so now i will avoid shaking hands with dog owners

  Submitted by Shitmyselfdrunk on Jul 15, 11 at 6:02pm

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• only in enumclaw

  Submitted by pudingguy on Jun 26, 10 at 10:02pm

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• Gold. Pure gold.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:38pm

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• Yeah, this when you need to go back to having secrets in your friendship...

  Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 9:09am

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• my dad said he did that once.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:46am

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• I bet he kept doing it

  Submitted by giggity80085 on Jul 4, 10 at 11:05pm

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• i had a dream about this happening...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:41pm

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• Omg not u! :O | | v

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:50am

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• I'm cracking up, omg this made my day.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 6:10pm

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• i lol'd,rofl, and lmfao at brian

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:43pm

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• yea.. dirty sanchez~

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:31pm

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• hahahahahahahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:10am

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• LMFAO I actually lol'd

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:44am

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• HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:51pm

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• Just pissed my pants a little

  Submitted by SIVYSIVS on Jan 5, 12 at 12:26am

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• lmfao this is just wrong...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:17pm

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• lawl haha omg so sick but so funny lmao

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:29pm

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• Ewwww I live in that area code

  Submitted by chacon206 on Jun 27, 10 at 4:26pm

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• I lol'd for a full few minutes.

  Submitted by yayadawg on Feb 11, 10 at 6:45pm

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• haha carnt stop laughing lolls

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:44pm

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• THATS RIGHT WSU ALL THE WAY... ...dumbass u dub kids..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:06pm

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• That's flippin' hysterical. Thanks, I really LOL'ed at that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:53pm

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• this is why Cougs are better =) go cougs

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:51am

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• Haha I am in school and I just laughed out loud and everybody looked at me This ones really funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:50pm

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• Oh, the things that happen in Seattle :D Is it weird that I feel proud!? This is truly amazing!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:20pm

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• You're not meant to pick a dog up like a bowling ball!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:29am

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• I'm very proud to say I'm in the same area code :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:28am

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• Brian... what did Peter say and is Meg ok with someone else taking you innocence?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:36am

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• HAHAHAHAHAHAH best one yet.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:57pm

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• hahaha im actually crying too from laughing!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:13pm

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• I litterally shit my self laughing... Your a champ

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:15pm

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• hahahahaahahahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:58pm

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• Seattle and redmond!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:52pm

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• Bahaahaahahahhahahshshhshahhahjdidjekf ks hahaha that is awesome go to the gym maybe next time you'll ACTUALLY be able to pick it up properly failfailfail * I apologize for spelling something wrong if I did :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:07am

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• 5:28, I'm not proud to say that. Haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:54pm

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• wow. this is why i chose to live in the kirkland/seattle area. thanks guys

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:02pm

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• Actually the funniest tfln I've ever read, the response makes it! Also, the fact that hes named Brian ahahaha

  Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 14, 12 at 1:30am

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• i am CRYING with laughter, not even kidding!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 7:21pm

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• hahahahahahahahahahahaha :''D im crying it was so funny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:33am

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• hahahahahaha funniest thing i've ever read on here

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:07am

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• Fuck wsu. They love fucking cows in the butt anyways...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:34am

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• Hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:18am

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• Colby 2012!

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• hahahahahaha there are some things we keep to ourselves, brian hahahaha and wtf, he specified 105 lbs! hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:07pm

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• um. i know a brian with a giant mastiff puppy... hope poor bear didn't lose his innocence today...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:55am

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• this is the only text that i actually had to stop for a minute because i couldn't stop laughing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:24pm

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• Yeah brian you sicko! lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:20am

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• In soviet Russia dogs finger you up the poo hole

  Submitted by giggity80085 on Jul 5, 10 at 11:38pm

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• I am DYING. Funniest thing ever!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:58am

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• Aahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!!!

  Submitted by kittenkrusher on Apr 6, 10 at 3:15pm

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• I can't stop laughing. Hahahah OH MY GOD.

  Submitted by Marisa on Feb 2, 10 at 12:14am

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• The problem was likely b/c some larger dogs have very sensitive anal glands (only know this b/c my dog's groomer asked if we wanted her glands drains... Ewww much)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:12am

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• Haha. I laughed out loud.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:43am

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• i feel like i might know this guy??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:09am

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• I live in pullman, so I'm with whoever it was who said.. GO COUGS!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:14am

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• Wow that's shit awesome wow the funloving finger awards go to u lol !!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:06pm

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• omg this was fab! hahaha has me crying lmso

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:51pm

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• op and 4:18 are hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:43pm

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• ...I think I know this guy haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:35pm

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• VV trade properly with "without rounding 2nd and heading to 3rd!!"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:08am

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• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  Submitted by jenmar on Mar 1, 10 at 7:37pm

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• ...ahhhahaa oh my god. too great.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:27pm

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• Funniest shit I have heard in a while

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:38pm

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• I wonder why this got so many boo's

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• i can't stop laughing. seriously it hurts.

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• There are like no puppies in the world that are 105 lbs bro lol

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