This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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Fat rolls! You have them.
Sounds like a virgin.
Hey! Then again the strawberry milkshake I had last night/this morning was so amazing I promised to continue being a virgin if my friends bought me 2 more...in my defense I was chocolate wasted
wow.
Sex with yourself doesn't count as real sex.
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