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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.

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Anddd this is where in a room full of people everyone would go "OHHHHHHHH"

Submitted by bollywoodflow on Oct 18, 11 at 2:47pm

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FOUL: blatant Chive ripoff

Submitted by danofballs on Oct 18, 11 at 4:09pm

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I wonder how many times I can use this line at a halloween party before I get punched in the face?

Submitted by meet2x4 on Oct 18, 11 at 10:57pm

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You're supposed to spit out that mouthful of bitter, self-righteous pride BEFORE you try to get the cocks in your pie-hole, hunney.

Submitted by TubeSounding on Oct 18, 11 at 4:52pm

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- So, unless you put 7 dicks in your mouth with enough frequency to have the act instantly identify who you are you're a bad person?
  
  Submitted by MD86 on Oct 18, 11 at 11:53pm
  
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  - ...yeah
    
    Submitted by scaglietti on Oct 19, 11 at 7:10am
    
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sorry your costume didn't work out.. maybe you can just go as a slut who can fit six dicks?

Submitted by wesley on Oct 21, 11 at 11:43am

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Chirped.

Submitted by Doublehitter on Nov 3, 11 at 12:26am

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I do believe he just called you a dirty whore

Submitted by PHD1026 on Oct 18, 11 at 5:54pm

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I knew I had seen this before...in 2008 on someecards.com

Submitted by mcgomez on Oct 18, 11 at 4:09pm

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Eightdicksonehole.com cumming soon!

Submitted by jwhoafosho on Oct 18, 11 at 5:53pm

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Hahaha that is awesome

Submitted by sebseb on Oct 20, 11 at 10:44am

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Haha brilliant comeback

Submitted by megannims on Oct 19, 11 at 9:07pm

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If only she could fit eight, then OP wouldn't be so bitter.

Submitted by dadx2 on Oct 18, 11 at 3:10pm

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Tube for the all-out win.

Submitted by ly0ntamer on Oct 18, 11 at 6:13pm

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you mean, the guy was calling for gang-bang type and you were not ready??

Submitted by pearlguy on Oct 19, 11 at 7:52am

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DAMN!!!!!

Submitted by BRRRRUNSKI on Oct 20, 11 at 7:00pm

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Was she talking to snow white?

Submitted by RawrYourMine on Oct 20, 11 at 8:43am

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touché.

Submitted by creepshades on Oct 18, 11 at 9:32pm

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omg! i l o v e this! nice

Submitted by alicia1986sex on Oct 18, 11 at 11:02pm

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Well, I know ppl who text things we've all seen before to sound original...BTW, that was harsh!

Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 18, 11 at 5:17pm

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Epic

Submitted by mike_lawson on Oct 19, 11 at 9:41am

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Bammmmmmm

Submitted by mikelatts on Oct 18, 11 at 7:11pm

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Oh Snap!!!

Submitted by cao29 on Oct 18, 11 at 4:57pm

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Pinterest....

Submitted by ameens on Oct 18, 11 at 2:53pm

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brutal

Submitted by wildness on Oct 18, 11 at 2:45pm

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Right on fellow Chiver!!

Submitted by Rooster1598 on Oct 19, 11 at 2:51am

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Love it!

Submitted by Summer2397 on Oct 18, 11 at 5:39pm

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Wow dammmmnnnn!

Submitted by tayacb on Oct 20, 11 at 1:38am

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap!!!!

Submitted by beautiful_vixon on Oct 20, 11 at 12:23am

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#pornstarcompliments

Submitted by urban_achieving on Oct 19, 11 at 6:33pm

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Definite win

Submitted by CWaTT on Oct 24, 11 at 11:50am

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Mcgomez. Your a douche.

Submitted by killin_me_smalz on Oct 18, 11 at 4:33pm

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Damn it! That's harsh! And one hell of a mental image.

Submitted by iheartharry on Oct 10, 12 at 10:38pm

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Medusa?

Submitted by porksword on Oct 18, 11 at 2:47pm

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That's classic!

Submitted by nloving on Oct 21, 11 at 10:51am

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Chive on

Submitted by Austinaveous on Oct 19, 11 at 10:21am

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Ouch!

Submitted by jumbo_biscuit1 on Oct 18, 11 at 3:20pm

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Maybe next year mom.

Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 25, 11 at 2:47am

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glad to know you tried.

Submitted by gelly22 on Oct 27, 11 at 7:23pm

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BURNNN

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Submitted by bollywoodflow on Oct 18, 11 at 2:47pm

Submitted by danofballs on Oct 18, 11 at 4:09pm

Submitted by meet2x4 on Oct 18, 11 at 10:57pm

Submitted by TubeSounding on Oct 18, 11 at 4:52pm

Submitted by MD86 on Oct 18, 11 at 11:53pm

Submitted by scaglietti on Oct 19, 11 at 7:10am

Submitted by wesley on Oct 21, 11 at 11:43am

Submitted by Doublehitter on Nov 3, 11 at 12:26am

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Submitted by mcgomez on Oct 18, 11 at 4:09pm

Submitted by jwhoafosho on Oct 18, 11 at 5:53pm

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Submitted by BRRRRUNSKI on Oct 20, 11 at 7:00pm

Submitted by RawrYourMine on Oct 20, 11 at 8:43am

Submitted by creepshades on Oct 18, 11 at 9:32pm

Submitted by alicia1986sex on Oct 18, 11 at 11:02pm

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