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(201): View more from New Jersey

Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!

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(303): View more from Colorado

stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year

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(914): View more from New York

Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem

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Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.

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(585): View more from New York

well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me

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(480): View more from Arizona

Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.

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